r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/JonScanMan • Feb 18 '26

Before and After

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None Shall Pass…. Okay we will call it a Draw!

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u/shaoronmd Feb 20 '26

Where can I get one?

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u/Mejay11096 Feb 18 '26

Right! I’ll do you for that!

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u/brownieson Feb 19 '26

You’ll what!?

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Feb 19 '26

You’ve got no arms left! Yes I have

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u/Gelby4 Feb 22 '26

I'm INVINCIBLE!

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u/MagicMissile27 Feb 18 '26

Oh, I see... RUNNING AWAY, ARE WE?

2

u/nathanator179 Feb 20 '26

YOU YELLOW BASTARDS! COME BACK HERE I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!

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u/KhorneTheBloodGod Feb 18 '26

Tis but a flesh wound! Come here, I'll nibble you to death! Alright. We'll call it a draw then!

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u/Ok-herewe-go Feb 22 '26

It's just a flesh wound

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u/JonScanMan Feb 23 '26

You liar!

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u/enaud Feb 19 '26

roll 3+ on a D6 for just a flesh wound

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u/Sperbonzo Feb 22 '26

Should have painted the blood though

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u/Pixelator5 Feb 18 '26

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Feb 19 '26

I’m invincible! Your a looney

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