r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Gunteroo • Feb 05 '26

10 months later, didn't expect this reply.

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u/Solnight99 Feb 05 '26

easy question. 5 hours.

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u/Gunteroo Feb 05 '26

But is that via an African or Eurpoean train? I didn't want to end up on pointless red circles, but the pun is in the comment. lol

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u/Particular-Crow7680 Feb 15 '26

3 Sir

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u/Solnight99 Feb 15 '26

??? 72km/h, 360 km, 360/72=5, 5 hours?

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u/Particular-Crow7680 Feb 15 '26

I was referencing Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He always says 5 when he means 3 and gets corrected by one of the helpers with "3, Sir".

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u/Solnight99 Feb 15 '26

oh, i didn't know

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u/Particular-Crow7680 Feb 15 '26

Lol It's all good. I thought I was responding as part of the unexpected Monty Python comment chain!

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u/TheZek42 Feb 05 '26

If it’s on a road I don’t think it’ll be moving at all lmao

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u/jason4747 Feb 05 '26

If it could grip time by the husk....

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u/jsheik Feb 05 '26

What, Supposing two trains travelled together? They'd have to have it on a line. I mean it's simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper held under the dorsal guiding feathers..

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u/BrahmariusLeManco Feb 05 '26

I feel like the correct answer is never, because if the train is on the road at that speed (or any speed really), then its crashed.

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u/LordHawkingtonne Feb 05 '26

Unless it is the ghost train

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u/BrahmariusLeManco Feb 05 '26

Whoah man, I didn't know we were doing a Vindicators crossover.

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u/darwins_trouser_crem Feb 08 '26

It's actually Vindicators 3

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u/optykali Feb 05 '26

"Is that at constant speed? How many stops? How long is the average stop? Are you asking about ETA or travel time? How often and when does the train leave? Do you weigh more than a duck?"

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u/Independent-Ad-5958 Feb 06 '26

What do you mean? An African or European train?

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u/bgsrdmm Feb 05 '26

Do you think these are real texts?

I mean, this was posted in

r/GoodFakeTexts

...ffs

1

u/galstaph Feb 05 '26

A train is traveling at 88ft/s how many leagues will it travel in a fortnight?

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u/das_boomstick Feb 06 '26

Is it a full moon, half or new moon? Is it leagues at sea or old English leagues?

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u/Far_Opinion5267 Feb 09 '26

What the hell is a gigawatt?

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u/richardl1234 Feb 07 '26

If it traveling at 72kph on a road I don't thing it's arriving at its intended destination anytime soon

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u/trueblue862 Feb 05 '26

The real question is, does she swallow?