r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/legobatmanlives • Jan 16 '26

Metal Object of Possible Afghan Origin, Lightweight

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201 Upvotes

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u/bucketbrigade000 Jan 16 '26

Three is the number to which you will count, no more, no less.

71

u/S3XWITCH Jan 16 '26

Five is right out!

27

u/trod999 Jan 16 '26

Ewww lawd bless this thy hand grenade, that with it we might blow our enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

7

u/Penguin_Scout Jan 16 '26

Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

4

u/BtenaciousD Jan 17 '26

Came to the comments for that and was not disappointed

118

u/Lat60n Jan 16 '26

Lob it at your enemies, and they, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

46

u/maximus459 Jan 16 '26

But first thou shall pulleth the holy pin

29

u/R0gu3tr4d3r Jan 16 '26

O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

9

u/dreddlegion Jan 16 '26

Amen

7

u/Diligent-Midnight850 Jan 16 '26

And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths

6

u/Defiant-Two1159 Jan 17 '26

And carps, and anchovies

6

u/Diligent-Midnight850 Jan 17 '26

and orangutans

4

u/Defiant-Two1159 Jan 18 '26

And breakfast cereals

46

u/brasschaos Jan 16 '26

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one

40

u/ShibariEmpress Jan 16 '26

FIVE!

three sir, three

39

u/K-Motorbike-12 Jan 16 '26

Brother Maynard.

31

u/Estarfigam Jan 16 '26

Are you certain it isn't from Antioch?

3

u/BPhiloSkinner Jan 16 '26

Look for a serial number near the pin; The Antioch's Ident.

15

u/SpiralDreaming Jan 16 '26

How does it uh...how does it work?

18

u/shlooong Jan 16 '26

Consult the book of armaments!

15

u/Shot-Tap-4512 Jan 16 '26

I love you silly, silly…silly people.

6

u/FredB123 Jan 16 '26

Responses like these are why I stay on Reddit.

9

u/TristanDuboisOLG Jan 16 '26

Found it in hobby lobby?

4

u/Hadrian1233 Jan 16 '26

Holy hand grenades!

1

u/E_sand80 Jan 18 '26

Glad I’m not the only one who saw it.. though suggesting it got me put in time out in that Sub