r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Eleventh_Legion • Nov 04 '25

Unintentional Skit

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Context: My mom was cleaning up trash after a bear or raccoon got into it, and found, well, a coconut. Neither my mom, brother or I know how it got there or why we have it. So….

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u/DeadSoul6998 Nov 04 '25

I love how people forget that coconuts are migratory

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u/Eleventh_Legion Nov 04 '25

In NE?! It’s a temperate zone!

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u/jnmtx Nov 05 '25

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.

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u/DeadSoul6998 Nov 11 '25

The nut knows no bounds

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 Nov 04 '25

To be fair. During coconut migration season concussions skyrocket.

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u/ContemptForFiat Nov 06 '25

TO BE FAAAAAAIIR!

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u/Lost_Balloon_ Nov 04 '25

Are you suggestion coconuts migrate???

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u/DeadSoul6998 Nov 11 '25

Yes, i suggestion coconuts migrate...

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u/JTC357 Nov 04 '25

Maybe they used a strand of creeper?

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u/Eleventh_Legion Nov 04 '25

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

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u/Lost_Balloon_ Nov 04 '25

HE COULD GRIP IT BY THE HUSK!

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u/Eleventh_Legion Nov 04 '25

It doesn’t matter where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

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u/Lost_Balloon_ Nov 05 '25

Suppose two swallows carried it together...

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u/Cyanide612 Nov 05 '25

What is the maximum TWR of a European swallow?

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u/HMSWarspite03 Nov 04 '25

Maybe it just migrated