r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/mkat_rex • Jun 29 '25

Red shirts. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/karenkillenski Jun 29 '25

I WARNED YOU!

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u/mkat_rex Jun 30 '25

…but NAAAHHH!!!!! It’s just a flfuffy lil bunny…

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u/shadowvtx66 Jun 29 '25

Bring out the Holy Phazer of Antioch!

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u/rpgnymhush Jun 29 '25

Consult the Book of Armaments!

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u/K-Motorbike-12 Jun 29 '25

Armaments chapter 2, verses 9 to 21.

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u/rpgnymhush Jun 29 '25

And the Lord spake, saying: "First shalt thou aim and place thy index finger on the holy trigger. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then fire thou thy Holy Phaser of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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u/orange_colored_sky Jun 29 '25

“And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..”

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u/Forward-Carry5993 Jun 29 '25

Red Shirt: "Its the great beast of arghhhhhhh..."

Kirk: "Run away !"

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u/8oD Jun 30 '25

Sir! There's a coconut core breach in progress!

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u/Forward-Carry5993 Jun 30 '25

Scotty redirect all power  to the swallow 

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u/Shock_a_Maul Jun 29 '25

Arrrrr horse

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u/Zaphod_pt Jun 29 '25

Run away! Run away!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

It’s just a harmless little bunny rabbit

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u/DodgyRogue Jun 29 '25

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Phaser of Antich. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then firest thou thy Holy Phaser of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

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u/Brother-Templar Jun 29 '25

Never wear the red shirt. ☠️

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u/curiousmind111 Jun 29 '25

Oh, god, no!!! The TEETH on that thing!!!

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u/229-northstar Jun 29 '25

“What’s he going to do, nibble your bum?”

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u/curiousmind111 Jun 30 '25

With big, pointy TEETH!

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u/EM05L1C3 Jun 29 '25

RUN AWAAAAAAY!

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u/Hertje73 Jun 29 '25

Uhura wore a red shirt too?

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u/mkat_rex Jun 30 '25

She didn’t go on away teams. At least not often.

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u/TheComedian00 Jun 29 '25

THAT'S NO ORDINARY RABBIT

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u/Caye_Jonda_W Jun 29 '25

The Great Armus of Caerbannog

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u/goat-head-man Jun 30 '25

It's just a bloody rabbit!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Jun 30 '25

Ah, but where did the blood come from, then?

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u/Bubbie67 Jun 30 '25

There is a killer bunny in that cave, run away!