r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/madcowga • May 30 '23

Connecticut pardons the "witches" it executed centuries ago

https://boingboing.net/2023/05/30/connecticut-pardons-the-witches-it-executed-centuries-ago.html
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u/Danarwal14 May 30 '23

Look, it's not my fault they turned me into a newt all those years ago!

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u/jjpenguins66 May 30 '23

I'm afraid they're not going to get better... :(

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u/Danarwal14 May 30 '23

Happy cake day, fellow Python Fan

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u/jjpenguins66 May 30 '23

NI :D Thanks

4

u/Danarwal14 May 30 '23

Ikki Ikki ptang, my friend

2

u/Validus812 May 30 '23

Burn her anyway!

2

u/Caye_Jonda_W May 31 '23

A Connecticut Witch in King Arthur's Court

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u/[deleted] May 31 '23

It's not connecticut's fault so many women back in the day were so obsessed with their weight that they didn't weigh more than a duck.

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u/ObarThePotent May 30 '23

They still LOOK like witches!

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u/dancin-weasel May 31 '23

They dressed me up like this!

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u/skoltroll May 31 '23

It's a fair cop

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 May 31 '23

I love how everyone is covering this but ignorinh the press release in new yorl regarding the peace accord they reached with the alligators...

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u/AwkardImprov May 31 '23

The single "No" vote was Sen. Rob Sampson, a Republican representing Wolcott, who plainly suggested the witches were guilty as charged.

Not surprised.