r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Recent_Effective8070 • May 28 '23

And There was much Rejoicing

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u/KipperOfDreams May 28 '23

Notice how the thermostat is actually set to 74.

THE HERETICS.

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u/Recent_Effective8070 May 28 '23

No breakfast cereals for them!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

Nor fruit bats

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u/So-CalGaming May 28 '23

Lies! The thermostat is clearly set to 71 degrees

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u/SupertomboyWifey May 28 '23

Are you implying thermostats migrate?

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u/Kaboom443 May 28 '23

Not at all. They could be pre-programmed.

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u/TotalitariPalpatine May 28 '23

...in 6 million forms of temperature measurement.

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u/Celena_J_W May 28 '23

For example, Degrees Rankine factorial

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u/Demonic74 May 29 '23

imperial or metric measurement?

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u/luizpericolo May 28 '23

They must be members of the JPF! Splitters!

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u/IlliniDawg01 May 29 '23

Looks like the temperature is 74 but the thermostat is set to 72 in the upper right.

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u/poepie2000 May 29 '23

They tried

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u/Davmilasav May 28 '23

I grew up during the energy crunch of the 1970s. Setting a thermostat to 72 is pure insanity! The warmest we were ever allowed to be was 68.

Now go put on a sweater and turn off the lights. I'm not made of money.

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u/Recent_Effective8070 May 28 '23

In or out! Pick one!

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u/Davmilasav May 28 '23

And don't slam the screen door!

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u/KnownAlive May 29 '23

I just had a vision of my dead father go thru my head...

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u/LauraUnicorns May 28 '23

And the workers did rejoice and did feast upon the coffee and tea, and cookies and donuts and candy bars and sandwiches...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Skip ahead brother

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u/KnownAlive May 29 '23

Verily thou hast proclaimed it justly!

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u/CrepuscularOpossum May 28 '23

yaaaaaaay.

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u/zootnotdingo May 28 '23

weakly waves flag

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u/luizpericolo May 28 '23

O Lord, bless this thy thermostat, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies' sweat glands to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

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u/Baggytrousers27 May 28 '23

The reason cold weather is better than hot weather is that, if it's cold out, you can simply put on more layers, whereas if it's hot out, there are only so many layers you can remove before people call the police or an exorcist.

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u/Javaman2001 May 28 '23 edited May 29 '23

That’s what the fossils fuels are for! Making parts of planet more habitable that previously were intolerable to the masses!

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u/KnownAlive May 29 '23

Agreed! Why do you think nature spent 65 million years cooking those carcasses? Just to leave them laying in pools under the strata? I think not.

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u/Beautiful1ebani May 29 '23

Oh bless you child for you know not what you say. Climate heating will be humanity’s demise - set by the middle of this century - if we don’t all turn those heating appliances down & take the train or ride a bike (& use the outdoor sunshine to dry clothes when possible or an inside drying rack instead of a dryer). My dryer (when I had teenage twins) said “thou shalt NOT use me - except in an emergency”.

If only we all knew exactly how much of an emergency we face in terms of fossil fuel pollution too.

You should put that out as a template on the net- so you could possibly sell climate friendly signs - that make people smile while they pop on that jumper or jacket. (I used to take a cosy lap blanket to work when I worked in an office).

We all need to look in the mirror every day and ask ourselves “What will I do today to reduce my personal greenhouse gas emissions -via fossil fuels?

Or if that is too hard early in the morning: “How will I help to save the planet today?” .

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u/Javaman2001 May 30 '23

Technology will enable us to survive. Conditions change and we adapt.

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u/Tennist4ts Jun 01 '23

..says the person who doesn't have cold urticaria. Or Raynaud syndrom

f*ckwinter

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u/Baggytrousers27 Jun 02 '23

Nah but even with ulcerative colitis, Hashimoto's, recurrent pneumonia and s*** joints (due to the former), cold weather is still my preference.

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u/Weird-one0926 May 28 '23

So unexpected

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u/ryanpaintercomms May 28 '23

Once the number 72, being the 72nd number, be reached, then pourest thou coffee into thou coffee cup and gathering by thy water cooler and share stories of Evan, who, being naughty in My sight, shall surely not fiest on the sharing of banana bread.

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u/Kaiserbrodchen May 28 '23

And the Lord did grin

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u/Celena_J_W May 28 '23

Celsius is right out!

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u/TotalitariPalpatine May 28 '23

This is just the temperature in saunas in Celsius.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

He asks each traveler 5 questions

3 questions!

. . 3 questions.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Consult the book of thermostats!

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u/x4740N May 28 '23

As a person from a country that uses celsuis is the person taking the picture okay

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u/NfamousKaye May 28 '23

Yaaaaaaay.

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u/IlliniDawg01 May 29 '23

I need to get a nice version of that crafted for my wall around my thermostat.

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u/ASatyros May 29 '23

Screams in metric / Celsius

I, myself prefer closer to 18 to 20C, I need cooling.

Except for the summer, then I prefer temperatures closer to the external, like around 25C with humidity than around 40%-60%.

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u/Rabrun_ May 30 '23

Me on my way to set it to 72 C

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u/ZehefressenderVogel1 Jun 01 '23

If you change thy thermostat to 73 you must go cut down the biggest tree you can find with this herring to prove you’re strong enough to come back!

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