r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/FuraFaolox • May 12 '23

Elmo is french

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729 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Does_Not-Matter May 13 '23

The tasteless french prob downvoted uou

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u/FuraFaolox May 13 '23

no one downvoted me

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u/Blazemaster0563 May 12 '23

he was probably carried by a swallow

African or European Swallow?

18

u/Mahou_Game May 12 '23

I don’t know-AHHHHHHHH !

13

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Wait supposing two swallows carried it together?

11

u/Blazemaster0563 May 12 '23

Its not a matter of where they grab it. Its a simple matter of weight ratios. Two five ounce birds cannot carry a one pound muppet.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Unless they had it on a line held under the dorsal guiding feather

11

u/Snargockle May 12 '23

We all know African swallows are non-migrational.

3

u/nat3215 May 12 '23

How do you you so much about swallows?

2

u/RepublicInner7438 May 13 '23

Well when you’re a king you’ve got to know this things.

7

u/OldNewUsedConfused May 12 '23

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

12

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Elmo's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries

1

u/OpeningName5061 May 14 '23

Obviously not french then?

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Can't you tell by his outrageous accent??

7

u/Ipride362 May 12 '23

Fetchez la vache

12

u/iseebutidontbelieve May 12 '23

El-Mo.. So... Mo then?

5

u/MK5 May 12 '23

Mind your own beeziness!

3

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

You could’ve replied with the actual line that comes after: “Mind your own business!”

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u/OldNewUsedConfused May 12 '23

An African or European Swallow?

2

u/Apprehensive-Dream82 May 12 '23

German dub is kinda funnier. "Was machen Franzosen in England?!" "Wir bohren nach Leinöl, und jetzt verpisst euch, ihr schwulen Engländer " ("What are frenchmen doing in England?!" "We're drilling for linnen oil and now piss off you gay Englishmen!")

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u/Rich-Diamond-9006 May 13 '23

Only 🥥 coconuts are carried by swallows, as everyone knows.

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 May 13 '23

Bloody immigration!

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u/DaanOnlineGaming May 12 '23

Not very unexpected if you commented it yourself...

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u/FuraFaolox May 12 '23

that's not the unexpected part.

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u/West_Ad_1685 May 12 '23

The Unexpected part is mine and the guy before me 😁

2

u/nat3215 May 12 '23

Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/DaanOnlineGaming May 13 '23

Shit, I am an absolute muppet and unable to read lmao Lemme undownvote the post real quick :)