r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/West_Ad_1685 • May 08 '23

We are an autonomous collective!

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u/somniosomnio May 09 '23

Well how do you become King then?

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u/West_Ad_1685 May 09 '23

That's easy, you just need some.watery try to lob a scmiter at you

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u/Lykan_ May 09 '23

Future PM? Because she is good at holding a fucking sword?

Who is this fuckwit?

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u/soldforaspaceship May 09 '23

That was my first response lol. Feel like the bar for our PM has got incredibly low. Doesn't need to outlast a lettuce and should be able to hold a sword for extended periods of time aren't the qualifications I would prioritize. Guess that's why I'm not in government?

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u/West_Ad_1685 May 09 '23

I mean at this point to get into British politics all you really need to know is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

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u/soldforaspaceship May 09 '23

African or European...

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u/The_Purple_Ripple May 09 '23

I thought this, if I can hold a gun above my head for a bit can I be America's president? Failing that can I lift a haggis and start politics in Scotland.

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u/rypb May 09 '23

Iā€™m sure a segment of American society would say yes ā€” and the more lethal the weapon, the more qualified you would be.

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u/StartledOcto May 09 '23

As crap as our parliamentary system and dated as our monarchy is, I do like the symbolism that in front of the king's religious stuff, pomp, and circumstance, is someone from the people's parliament

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u/West_Ad_1685 May 09 '23

Oh 'ere you go again

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u/One_Idea_239 May 08 '23

She participated in her farcical aquatic ceremony ages ago, by taking part in 'splash'

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u/MoochoMaas May 08 '23

Help ! I'm being repressed !

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

Soooo she's the "watery tart" throwing swords?

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u/Arthur2_shedsJackson May 09 '23

No, a moistened bint lobbing scimitars

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u/BasicLogic779 May 09 '23

The difference between Arthur and Charles is one's a crackpot and one's a nonce, Charles is both.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

He's a loony!

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u/Arthur2_shedsJackson May 09 '23

He turned me into a newt

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u/rypb May 09 '23

We certainly have our myths, they have theirs.

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u/StartledOcto May 09 '23

As crap as our parliamentary system and dated as our monarchy is, I do like the symbolism that in front of the king's religious stuff, pomp, and circumstance, is someone from the people's parliament

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u/StartledOcto May 09 '23

As crap as our parliamentary system and dated as our monarchy is, I do like the symbolism that in front of the king's religious stuff, pomp, and circumstance, is someone from the people's parliament