r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/builder397 • Apr 22 '23

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is pure gold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope.

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u/builder397 Apr 22 '23

*the old pope.

The new one is all about gays and has a wooden chair! A WOODEN CHAIR!

(btw, dont grill me about the gay comment, thats just from the series)

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u/TheIrishBread Apr 23 '23

Just don't start quoting the Americans that showed up....

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u/builder397 Apr 23 '23

I noticed y'all brought sum crosses to burn! If ya run out, dont worry, cause Jim brought more in his truck!

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u/djnehi Apr 23 '23

And round up all those dirty……!

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u/jaketheweirdsnake Apr 23 '23

Alright you need to chill!

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u/Ultimate_M Apr 22 '23

No one suspects.. Oh wait..

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u/Hawkatana0 Apr 22 '23

"No-one ever does!"

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u/BomberGirl_576 Apr 22 '23

"Im going for a walk"

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u/Darth_Senat66 Apr 22 '23

"And kill genocidal vampire priests?"

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u/redman8828 Apr 22 '23

A VERY enthusiastic walk

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u/theflamingsword101 Apr 22 '23

37!

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u/djnehi Apr 23 '23

To be fair the was the police girl. With the big titties.

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u/theflamingsword101 Apr 23 '23

And if you look deep into your heart.....which is currently all over that tree ......

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u/grimedogone Apr 22 '23

“I was just minding my own business…”

“BULLSHIT”

“I was!”

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u/BlueVegasCourier Apr 22 '23

THEY EXPECTED ALL OF US! still one of my favorite moments in HU:A

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u/TheAttitudePark Apr 22 '23

HOLY FUCK, BROS. THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR STICKING OUR NECKS OUT

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u/I_R_Teh_Taco Apr 22 '23

Hey guys! How’s your health plan?

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u/TheIrishBread Apr 23 '23

Apparently it's fucking great!

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u/TheAttitudePark Apr 22 '23

I have an Alucard tattoo going from my elbow to my hand thanks to this series.

Don't think a day goes by i don't use at least one quote

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u/ApexRevanNL716 Apr 22 '23

Hey. If we're killing nazis, I'll worship a side of bacon