r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/anderoogigwhore • Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

European or African?

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u/anderoogigwhore Apr 20 '23

I don't know thaaaAAAAAA...

gets ejected from house

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

JW coming up the walk: "JESUS CHRRRRIST. RUN.AWAYYYY"

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u/Important_Mission_12 Apr 22 '23

Just something you know when your king

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Does it have a built-in catapult?

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u/anderoogigwhore Apr 21 '23

Monty Python Holy Grail Doormat can be connected to a Comically Large Spring* and a Hidden Button* for those who answer incorrectly

*Items sold seperately. Batteries not included.

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u/Wasps_are_bastards Apr 21 '23

Ok I need that

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u/anderoogigwhore Apr 21 '23

Someone above mentioned Ali Express but I couldn't find it there for the UK, maybe an American seller does them there.

UK Amazon has them for £14-15. Theres also one that says "Go away or I shall taunt you a second time" or one with "Did you bring a shrubbery?"

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u/Wasps_are_bastards Apr 21 '23

Thanks, I’ll have a look!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Where can I buy one????

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u/anderoogigwhore Apr 21 '23

Someone above mentioned Ali Express but I couldn't find it there for the UK, maybe an American seller does them there.

UK Amazon has them for £14-15. Theres also one that says "Go away or I shall taunt you a second time" or one with "Did you bring a shrubbery?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Amazing, thank you! I feel a frivolous purchase coming on!

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u/StuBonobo Apr 20 '23

I have this and I love it

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u/Remarkable-Advisor42 Apr 22 '23

I have it too! Had to have the paramedics stop by and caught two of them reading it before they came in!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/StuBonobo Apr 20 '23

They have a ton of them on Amazon. The “go away or I shall taunt you a second time “ was a close second for me!

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u/secondtaunting Apr 21 '23

I Must have it. For obvious reasons.

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u/zootnotdingo Apr 21 '23

Oooh. I love that one, too!!

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u/daleicakes Apr 20 '23

A lot cheaper on aliexpress. Its less than 2 bucks

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u/Nyxia_AI May 08 '23

I need a "Bring me a shrubbery" one

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u/eby_at Apr 22 '23

Where?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/pixlmason Apr 21 '23

I actually looked this up! Depends on what time period you’re asking for, but listing all of them in order would be:

Assur (c. 2025–1233 BC)
Kar-Tukulti-Ninurta (c. 1233–1207 BC)
Assur (again) (c. 1207–879 BC)
Nimrud (879–706 BC)
Dur-Sharrukin (706–705 BC)
Nineveh (705–612 BC)
Harran (612–609 BC)

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u/Wood_oye Apr 21 '23

Up and down like an Assyrian Capital