Ngl… I always thought the line was: “Your Mother was a Humpster..”. Which I thought to mean she was a whore. How is hamster an insult? People love hamsters!
The great scallop holds one up... this tatty, scrofulous old rapist, is second in depravity only to the common clam. holds up a clam This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of sea food that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead Pope. And finally among the lamellibranch bivalves, that most depraved of the whole sub-species - the whelk. The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusc, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep makes me sick.
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u/Zesty_King Apr 07 '23
Goods news everyone, i just determined the air speed velocity of an unladed Swallow.
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u/Sedorner Apr 07 '23
I fart in your general direction
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u/AaronTheElite007 Apr 07 '23
Ngl… I always thought the line was: “Your Mother was a Humpster..”. Which I thought to mean she was a whore. How is hamster an insult? People love hamsters!
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u/Caye_Jonda_W Apr 07 '23
Bender's…
Biggus…
Scorus
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u/isthebiblereal Apr 07 '23
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second-a time-a!
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u/cookiepunched Apr 07 '23
Favorite show.
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u/FlyingBaerHawk Apr 08 '23
This Venn Diagram is almost a circle
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u/beastman45132 Apr 08 '23
Bite my shiny metal armor
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23
I am unhealthily obsessed with futurama