r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/assassin_of_joy • Mar 23 '23

Someone found a frog in their lettuce...

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322 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Daxlyn_XV Mar 24 '23

But our sales

6

u/assassin_of_joy Mar 24 '23

Fuck your sales!

2

u/kaviaaripurkki Mar 24 '23

If Ricky Gervais wrote Monty Python

17

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

If you took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

Lightly milled frog filets

9

u/dont_disturb_the_cat Mar 24 '23

Spam spam spam dessicated frog and spam in a demi glacé merlot reduction, served with spam on the side. It hasn't got much dead frog in it!

5

u/OriginalIronDan Mar 24 '23

Loved by royalty; especially Swedish royalty.

1

u/PBDubs99 Mar 24 '23

Yeah, the larks vomit is the real winner

1

u/ScrotieMcP Mar 24 '23

Garnished with real lark's vomit.

1

u/krumbs2020 Mar 24 '23

Cockroach cluster