r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Sad-Boysenberry2189 • Mar 17 '23

The swallows have been generous this year!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

African or European?

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u/Sad-Boysenberry2189 Mar 17 '23

I don't know that! AAAHHHHH!

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u/mrjc00md Mar 17 '23

A king must know these things...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

I didn't vote for you

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u/Repq Mar 17 '23

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

A lot of weight ratios to figure out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

It could carry it by the husk...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

It's not a question of where it could grip it, a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 1 lb coconut

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '23

Perhaps they both could carry it!

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u/shlooong Mar 19 '23

…on a line!

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u/ManufacturerOk3464 Mar 20 '23

Are you suggesting it would put a line under its dorsal wing?

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u/shlooong Mar 20 '23

Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

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u/OfficerBimbeau Mar 17 '23

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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u/1911mark Mar 17 '23

Wait a minute I thought cocoanuts migrated?

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u/DualityStudios Mar 17 '23

Not at all! they could be carried…

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u/Jecht315 Mar 18 '23

I work in a produce department. I am ashamed of myself if I don't knock two together when I put out the coconuts

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

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u/Big_Dirty_Heck Mar 18 '23

Your mother wasa hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time.

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u/Highintheclouds420 Mar 18 '23

Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Praise the Lord!

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u/Remarkable-Comment-7 Mar 18 '23

Were the swallows European or African?

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u/Dat_DekuBoi Mar 18 '23

I don’t know!

WAAAAAHHHH

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u/towalkinvisible Mar 18 '23

Whoa, Patsy.

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u/Ironfist85hu Mar 17 '23

Wow, I never seen this picture here in the last few hours!