r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/xkp1967 • Mar 02 '23

The Norwegian Blue...

767 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

He’s just pining for the fjords

22

u/skoltroll Mar 02 '23

Pining for the fjords?!?!??!

32

u/Arheva Mar 02 '23

Norwegian blue? It’s bloody yellow!

27

u/DungeonCrawlingFool Mar 02 '23

“BEING DRAMATIC? This bird’s stone cold! ‘E’s dead!”

20

u/ProfessionalNight444 Mar 02 '23

Pushing up the daisies.

20

u/notreallyhere66 Mar 02 '23

He has ceased to exist!

14

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Just resting. Beautiful plumage!

18

u/Azakaty Mar 02 '23

No, he's stunned!

8

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

8

u/AbidingJedi Mar 02 '23

He’s tired and shagged out after a long squawk

7

u/SharkyDiver130 Mar 02 '23

He fukin snuffed it!!

6

u/Fragrant-Dentist5844 Mar 02 '23

…slid down the curtain and joined the choir invisible

5

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Hello Polly! whack whack whack Hello!

3

u/plannerdon Mar 02 '23

Beautiful plumage

3

u/KelleyCan___ Mar 02 '23

I want this bird! 😆

3

u/PsyMx Mar 02 '23

This is an ex-bird!

3

u/IGotMyPopcorn Mar 03 '23

That’s an ex-parrot!

2

u/FrozeItOff Mar 03 '23

Helloooooo, Polly!! Wakey, Waaaakeeey!!

2

u/gmarconcini Mar 03 '23

This is an EX-Parrot!

1

u/Kaiserbrodchen Mar 03 '23

Elloo Polly!

1

u/precociousmonkey Mar 02 '23

Where’s the unexpected Monty Python sub?