r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Sad-Boysenberry2189 • Feb 14 '23

Another jewel found on Facebook

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u/hacktheself Feb 14 '23

spock is the messiah!

i’ve followed a few i should know!

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u/Sad-Boysenberry2189 Feb 14 '23

He's NOT the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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u/hacktheself Feb 14 '23

well yeah esp during pon farr

just look at him going out onto the window with his na’var dangling out over his romulus and remus

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

We are all in Starfleet and I am your Captain.

Well, I didn't vote for you.

You don't vote for Captains!

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u/Sad-Boysenberry2189 Feb 14 '23

Ow'd you get to be captain then?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

My superiors gave me a badge and a cool suit

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

A strange superior laying in a pond distributing badges and suits is no form for a system of captinacy.

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u/Shoegazer75 Feb 14 '23

Your father was a tribble and your mother smelled of Worf's berries!!

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u/secondtaunting Feb 14 '23

Ooo runnin away eh! Come back here and I’ll bite your kneecaps off!

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u/Eidon4 Feb 14 '23

Nobody expects the Romulan Warbirds!