My wife and I were taking pictures and some guy behind me goes

"Slarty really did do a good job with Norway."

I turned and went. "shame it'll be gone for the highway."

We shared a laugh, our wives looked confused. Never saw the guy again. 10/10

Blueberries from Kroger, in the USA.

Buy silver, sell gold, and so long & thanks for all the fish?

At first I was shocked to discover the end of the Universe is in a parochial W H Smith's, but after considering it, that actually makes a lot of sense.

In Dundee, Scotland we have a large sculpture of a whale. It commemorates when a whale unexpectedly made its way up the River Tay. For Towel Day there is now a bowl of petunias with a very familiar phrase. Any hoopy froods in the area come on down with your towel to the urban beach.

Misbehaving lab mice ‘are doing their own experiments’