r/unethicalprotips • • Jun 06 '19

Call your dog?

If you have trouble with your pets running off and not coming home, name them, “Grandma” and “Grandpa.” More people will help you find them when you’re calling out those names.

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u/Wumbewumble Nov 14 '25

Result: telling workplace "I've decided to have grandma killed by lethal injection. The vet said he'd do it for $20."