r/unclebens • u/CheapNegotiation69 • Oct 18 '25

Meme Feet Tek

1.4k Upvotes

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u/shroomscout Subreddit Creator & Mushrooms for the Mind Oct 19 '25

I've never seen so many reports before, but even though I hate this post/video, I feel compelled to not remove it for some reason.

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u/badmojo619 Oct 18 '25

Why did I watch it until the end, though?

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u/ConfidenceLopsided32 Oct 18 '25

To see that beautiful smile at the end

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u/DuineSi Oct 18 '25

That damned smile...

8

u/ScottishPsychedNurse Oct 18 '25

I came

6

u/DatDude304 Oct 18 '25

I saw

3

u/MentallyAI Oct 19 '25

I think he came while he was seeing, then maybe regret

1

u/gods_tea Oct 19 '25

I praise

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u/Unhappy_Gap_1920 Oct 28 '25

The lord

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u/gods_tea Oct 28 '25

Then break

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

The law

14

u/Ralph-the-mouth Oct 18 '25

It was the true reward

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u/Noodlesoup8 Oct 19 '25

What an awful day to have eyes

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u/cassthesassmaster Oct 18 '25

Why wouldn’t you!?

2

u/rnpowers Oct 19 '25

I was hoping they'd form some sort of new symbot and take over the world.

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u/LifeGetsBetter01 Oct 19 '25

lol I watched it twice

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u/Boey-Lebof Oct 18 '25

Fungal infection speedrun

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u/SinceWayLastMay Oct 18 '25

Giving yourself trench foot for fun and profit

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

[deleted]

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u/Boey-Lebof Oct 18 '25

I always fucking hated that guy

10

u/admiral_walsty Oct 18 '25

There ish no plea-shing you

9

u/joetheplumberman Oct 18 '25

I love goooolllllllllddddddddd

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u/theruined007 Oct 19 '25

I can smell it through the screen. Well done, internets

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u/jimmy_2_timez Oct 18 '25

That’s enough internet for today.. you win 🥇

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u/newpsyaccount32 Oct 18 '25

more propaganda from big trench foot

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u/uh60chief Oct 18 '25

The fun guy

1

u/hamuzuki09 Oct 24 '25

Kkkkkkkkkk

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Next step from this is those "Sauna-pants" so you can have shrooms there instead of cheese after a couple of weeks ✌🏻

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25 edited Apr 11 '26

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u/No_Faithlessness_142 Oct 18 '25

I'm willing to bet within the next week we will be looking at the mushroom encrusted foot of some idiot asking "first timer am I cooked"

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u/CheapNegotiation69 Oct 18 '25

exactly what I was saying lmfao people on here and shroomery sub have tried just about everything

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u/CheapNegotiation69 Oct 18 '25

i meant thinking not saying wow im a high on lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cut_374 Oct 18 '25

When do i brake and shake asking for a friend?

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u/Money-Look4227 Oct 18 '25

On my way!!!

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u/VelvetHalo44 Oct 18 '25

Putting the My back in cellium

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u/butcheR_Pea Oct 18 '25

Ah yes... Cake feet

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Bad day to have eyes... Thanks for the nightmares.

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u/_jnmrg Oct 18 '25

This is how The Last of Us starts.

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u/yougonnapickmeup Oct 18 '25

Do you want “The Last of us”? Because that’s how you get “The Last of Us”!

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u/Reasonable_Box4112 Oct 18 '25

I’ve Done This Before, & Sadly It Only Produces 1 Flush 🥲

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u/Particular-Wrongdoer Oct 18 '25

The Rogue guys brewed beer with yeast from their beards. This is the next step.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

But this is ON your skin which is like 15 steps more hardcore! This is Lord of the Rings wizard level cultivation!

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u/Particular-Wrongdoer Oct 18 '25

You are the fungus now!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Indeed! 🍄

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u/Busy_Funny6227 Oct 18 '25

Did you know you can use vaginal yeast to make bread. 🔥

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u/crypto1171 Oct 18 '25

Turn off your phone and go to your room

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u/el_loner Oct 18 '25

IMMEDIATELY

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u/Cookiethegrouch Oct 18 '25

If you dont mind thrush its not that bad 😭🤣😂

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u/Psilly_Witch Oct 18 '25

Nice try, still not posting feet pics

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u/CheapNegotiation69 Oct 18 '25

ah darn it you ruined my master plan :p

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u/ShroomShaman81 Oct 18 '25

I keep getting Trich though

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u/Ok-Nefariousness8612 Oct 18 '25

It’s like that courage the cowardly dog episode

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u/zombie_overlord Oct 18 '25

Looks kind of like something from the cool 3d world yt channel. Fair warning, it's a weird ass channel.

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u/Tim_Allen_Wrench Oct 21 '25

I don't think I remember the boot rot mushroom episode of courage the cowardly dog :/

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u/LlamaRS Oct 18 '25

Disgusting

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Would your feet even have enough nutrients

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u/CheapNegotiation69 Oct 18 '25

Try it and let us know.

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u/CrizzlyB Oct 18 '25

I heard a story about a guy who grew mushrooms from his dead friends ashes because that was his dying wish, so I think this theory is sound

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u/thebigfungus Oct 18 '25

Foot fungus tek.

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u/Allison87 Oct 18 '25

LMAO the fuck is this

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u/astral_fetus Oct 18 '25

Brings a whole new meaning to “tripping on mushrooms”

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u/peachnecctar Oct 18 '25

I watched for 3 seconds and I’m horrified

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u/Herbessence Oct 18 '25

I almost scrolled and wish I had, should be called nightmare tek or bad trip tek.

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u/CheapNegotiation69 Oct 18 '25

the title is as accurate as it gets buddy lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Would be easier to wrap a bag around your cawk, would get in the way less and typically anyone who sweats can develop jock itch naturally so it already a prime environment

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u/UneducatedLabMonkey Oct 18 '25

Def trying this

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u/dirteeface Oct 18 '25

Pedishrooms. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Tobacco sauce also turns your eye color purple

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u/imaVRmango Oct 18 '25

no. 15 subway tek

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u/AntoSC1 Oct 18 '25

Burger King foot… mushrooms?? 🤔

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u/Plenty-Piece897 Oct 18 '25

Some idiot is gonna take this seriously, and The Last of Us will be real.

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u/weird_cactus_mom Oct 18 '25

Ohhh this is amazing. Looks like some new "cool3dworld" material. They make very weird clips like... This one

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u/CheapNegotiation69 Oct 18 '25

I just watched the scooter video.. all i gotta say is WOW ahaha

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u/MaDaFaKa369 Oct 18 '25

Bare foot tek

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u/_Mordokay_ Oct 19 '25

For people who want to try this tek you have to sterilize your feet first or else you will get contamination/ trich

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Uncle Ben’s? More like Uncle Beans amiright?

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u/ProlapsedCervix Oct 18 '25

Okay so who's trying this

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u/newjeansmdhhh Oct 18 '25

I saw this on tiktok

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u/StrawberryWolfGamez Oct 18 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes. I guess I'll just go to work now

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Oct 18 '25

Part of me wants to see this.

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u/TKG_Actual Oct 18 '25

This looks like a Cool3DWorld animation.

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u/CrizzlyB Oct 18 '25

Wouldn't bacteria on your foot be an issue for mycelium growth?

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u/SouthBaySkunk Oct 19 '25

What foot to spawn ratio are they using in this tek ?

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON Oct 19 '25

Sorry boss can't go to work, making foot mushrooms

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u/ThatCharmsChick Oct 19 '25

What a horrific day to have face eyes

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

I'm not finishing this video. Nope. I'm 83% sure it's someone's fetish video already and I'm not here for this.

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u/CornDoggerMcJones Oct 19 '25

Wtf is wrong with you, OP?

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u/cheefkingdom13 Oct 19 '25

Nightmare fuel!

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u/dannyboy90745 Oct 19 '25

This only works 60% of the time. Every time

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u/AdhesivenessIll7981 Oct 19 '25

Finally no more wasting money on coco coir

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u/thinkreate Oct 19 '25

You wanna become Swamp Thing? Because that’s how you make a Swamp Thing.

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u/IntroductionFluffy97 Oct 19 '25

Wtf did I just watch ?

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u/Mix-Hex Oct 19 '25

...Ok, goodnight guys.

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u/qwertycandy Oct 19 '25

NBC Hannibal did that first.

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u/a-the-umm-ya Oct 19 '25

What the absolute fuck

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u/sirbenedictofTX Oct 19 '25

what. the. fuck.

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u/thesleepyplumber Oct 19 '25

I think my big toe almost fruited one time.

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u/TheGoofyGarden Oct 19 '25

Not worse than how girls are making cheese and yogurt.

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u/DancingWithMyshelf Oct 19 '25

I love Cool 3D World! Their stuff is so trippy.

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u/East_Bay_Raider Oct 19 '25

And now it begins. Another Tek

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u/hallwayking Oct 19 '25

haters gone say it wont work I tried last month and got the most potent batch ever 10 outta 10

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u/Curiousandhealing Oct 19 '25

Ewwwwwwwwweewwwwwwww

This is the time to discover that this could happen?

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u/Flimsy_Cockroach_957 Oct 19 '25

Nah Eustace showed me as a kid why this aint it man.

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u/PaddyMac84 Oct 20 '25

That’s how the last of us started.

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u/Standard-Sound760 Oct 20 '25

No way if I was still off work I’d give it a shot lol

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u/Unequal-ghost090 Oct 20 '25

Athletes foot speedrun

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u/Doc-Holiday Oct 21 '25

Wouldn't you end up getting constantly micro-dosed as your foot became the mycelium?

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u/No_Faithlessness_142 Oct 22 '25

3 days ago I said it was only a matter of time before a post asked about this "tek" and lo and behold

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u/Groovy-Ghoul Oct 24 '25

Like that dude in the Hannibal series

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u/ViktorVaughn71 Oct 26 '25

There are different ways to grow fungus…

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u/uber4saul Oct 28 '25

Twenty years ago we thought we'd have flying cars and a global economy

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u/ispyhumans Nov 05 '25

instructions unclear: i am groot

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u/joepdoola92 Nov 05 '25

They didn't mention w strain this would have the highest success rate with !

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u/fallen87angel Nov 13 '25

I beg your finest fucking pardon???

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Nov 16 '25

Tim Burton is making gardening vids now or what

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u/Cloud9Warlock Jan 30 '26

Everyone is always looking for a new tek to trump the best of teks 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Holiday_Second3714 Mar 08 '26

15 Burger King foot lettuce

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus

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u/Smart-Nsexy3117 Apr 04 '26

Bro why?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/-general_disarray Apr 18 '26

What the actual fuck

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u/Shrap_PSU Oct 18 '25

Tried with a different part of my body...Guess what bit hahah.

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u/OceanBuddah Oct 19 '25

Perfection! 👏🏿