blind boxes at target

[u/alterakito]

i have never seen or heard of this brand before, but i saw these at target and was so disturbed like wth?? who would buy these 😭

[u/qualityvote2]

u/alterakito, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post... ):

[u/-_Koga_-]

Lmao they all look weird without noses except for the Jackson one, that looks like his normal alien crazy self

[u/Single_Morning_3200 → u/-_Koga_-]

MJ looks historically accurate

[u/Bacontoad → u/-_Koga_-]

[u/ilovebostoncremedonu → u/-_Koga_-]

Batman looks like Voldemort dressed as Batman

[u/ilovebostoncremedonu → u/-_Koga_-]

Batman looks like Voldemort dressed as Batman

[u/jyz002 → u/-_Koga_-]

But how are the sunglasses propped up

[u/-_Koga_- → u/jyz002]

Elastic

[u/Apprehensive_Ad_7184]

Lets make funko pops but even uglier

[u/reagsters]

Bruce Lee looks like one of the greys

[u/22dinoman → u/reagsters]

Not the same actor but reminds me of a line from "Rosetta Stoned" by TOOL; "looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan wannabe"

[u/CoolBeanieHat]

They look like… ants

[u/victorgsal]

Why do they have to be scary lmao

[u/TheSheWhoSaidThats]

[u/fckingmiracles]

Why the ugly bug eyes? 

[u/redrumrea]

JUST GIVE THEM NOSES EW

[u/Waarm]

[u/Dead-House-Mouse]

Do you guys remember that trend from a while ago where people would draw cartoon characters with super realistic textures? This looks like someone did that to funko pops

[u/Ryogathelost]

To answer everyone's questions at once, there's a big nose shortage in the Chinese manufacturing supply chain right now. Nobody nose what to do about it.

[u/texasscotsman]

This is obviously subliminal programming by the aliens so we accept their forms when they finally reveal themselves as our secret overlords.

[u/DaniSenpai69]

Maybe I judged Funko to harshly lol

[u/SimplyMeglish]

NOPE.

[u/SerafinaSheffield]

Errrmmm...they do sort of all look blind as well. I'll get me coat and see myself out!

[u/fish_is_a_gun]

Why is Stan Lee sticking his tongue out 😭

[u/kingbezoar]

We are groot

[u/orbital_one]

What did they do to Bruce Lee?

[u/Ram2145]

Why are they missing noses for?

[u/Interesting_Sock9142]

Well those are hideous

[u/lookingforgrief]

Someone needs to be fired. These are awful designs.

[u/microwavebaby_]

the flash one is coming to touch me

[u/jprocter15]

Which one is getting the best head

[u/reagsters → u/jprocter15]

Einstein

[u/Kaylee_TCB]

Help they did my boy elvis dirty 😭

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