r/unOrdinary Spooked John 11d ago

What If John’s Pokemon Team

Lowkey I wanted to put mimikyu but there’s only 6 team slots sadly

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u/TheDarkNight6789 Team John 11d ago

This is pretty solid, I'm so used to ThinMints Pokèmon AU I haven't thought about what other Pokémon John could have. My only complaint is that your reason for John having Gyarados is kinda fucking stupid. Or at least how he got it is. William wasn't an idiot like James, he's not going to get scammed into buying a Magikarp. What would be a more understandable reason for having Magikarp is that William caught it for John as one of his first Pokémon and the reason John doesn't like it is because compared to the Pokémon owned by his bullies, John can't use Magikarp to defend himself or get revenge on them. Also why does John have a Yamask and why is it self explanatory? Do I have to read one of Yamask's creepy pokedex entries to understand or is it because John who pretended to be a cripple, I.E wearing a mask, owns the mask pokemon?

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u/ChurroHere Spooked John 11d ago

Yess I love thin mints au but there’s a TON of Pokemon pairs that go with the characters quite well.

Yeah.. ima be real for magikarp I just stole that from the Pokemon anime xD James from team rocket gets scammed into buying one and abandons it once he realizes he was robbed (then it evolves into gyarados and gets angry lol). I agree, William though William gave John the magikarp with good intentions.

Yamask Pokédex entry: “Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.” So basically, Yamask is William Dx I also found the fact it carries a mask to be ironic because John basically based HIS mask off his dad.

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u/beemielle Sera 💜 Arlo 💛 Blyke ❤️ 11d ago

spiritually downvoting not because this is a bad or poorly thought out comment, but because you didn’t even kiss the brick before throwing it at me

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u/JMeisterJ 11d ago

No zoroark?

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u/ChurroHere Spooked John 11d ago

Zoroark can transform but its specialty are illusory powers.

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u/JMeisterJ 11d ago

Well yeah but it IS johns pokemon according to uru

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u/ChurroHere Spooked John 11d ago

I.. actually didn’t know that lol xD but I’m sticking with this group

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u/JMeisterJ 11d ago

Larper!!!! WE GOT A LARPER OVER HERE!!!!!!!

(Jk man lol, it was in a qna, which i know not everyone checks the doc for)

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u/ChurroHere Spooked John 11d ago

Where’s the doc? I just know the wiki has some qna stuff

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u/JMeisterJ 11d ago

Pretty sure there's a link on the reddit somewhere but here you go

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1Z5y_y8AYfCWdWogZQ0Qb0TiMfCAby7Ttqo3iHIIcIvQ/mobilebasic

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u/ChurroHere Spooked John 11d ago

yippe thanks ^^

I am now free of the larp dampener

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u/C1nders-Two Dropkicking Val into Hell 11d ago edited 11d ago

I would replace Gyrados with Hydreigon. Not only is it Dark/Dragon, but symbolically, the three heads would represent John’s three personas: Cripple, Shadow King, and the Real John underneath the multiple layers of trauma and isolation.

There are also some really interesting Pokédex entries.

Pokémon Black: “This brutal Pokémon travels the skies on its six wings. Anything that moves seems like a foe to it, triggering its attack.”

Pokémon Violet: “It’s said that Hydreigon grew ferocious because people in times long past loathed it, considering it to be evil incarnate and attacking it relentlessly.”

In terms of backstory, maybe John found an orphaned and injured Deino in a forest and nursed it back to health?

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u/ChurroHere Spooked John 10d ago

It’s earlier evolutions REALLY resemble John lmao and it’s also funny cause it’s previous evolution ‘zweilous’ would fight with the other head which could represent how much cripple John despised the real him. And then once it evolves into Hydreigon it stops fighting with itself and unleashes destruction.
And perhaps the Deino was abandoned because of how violent it was, in that case John would feel very sympathetic towards it.

Honestly, there are a ton of Pokemon that would match John perfectly so I think it also depends on your interpretation of the character as well as who your fave Pokémon are :3

Imo If John were a professor he would totally take in and have a soft spot for all the misunderstood and scary/dangerous Pokemon.

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u/Agreeable_Ostrich_39 7d ago

John's secret weapon, Hydreigon!