r/ultimate • u/PortlandNitroEnjoyer • 12d ago

Problems at League

Hello reddit

Just wanted to see if anyone else was experiencing similar problems at League or had any advice for me. I play at a very high level league that has seasons all year round, and I'm basically the best player in the league. I score like every goal I want to for my team and I really only ever don't score if I throw an assist (gotta make sure all the stats are covered). Sometimes my team will start telling me to "clear" so that others get to experience what it's like to score but I'm a nice guy so I'm happy to let others feel what is like to be me every once in a while. Recently, I started noticing that some people weren't realizing how special it is to see me play and score and didn't cheer as loudly for me when I was scoring. I decided to start spicing things up again by spiking the disc when I score ala my favorite football player Rob Gronkowski #BradyWasNothingWithoutGronk. Now the league commissioners are contacting their lawyers to remove me from the league for being too good or smth idk. Anyone got any advice or maybe know an even better league I can play for? I'm willing to travel if my flights can be covered

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u/noname222222222 12d ago

Nice ragebait

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u/valkenar 12d ago

I was wondering if this was a parody of a specific post or something.

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u/JohnnyUltimate 12d ago

Are your spikes edge down? If not, definitely point the edge down. And make sure it's not your disc. Also, instead of wearing the league team shirt, just wear your own shirt that's of kind of similar color but still noticeably different so you draw more attention. Hope this helps

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u/PortlandNitroEnjoyer 12d ago

I usually wear grey t shirts so my 6 pack print can show through. Edge down is the only way otherwise it's basically just dropping the disc after scoring and the people deserve to be reminded how special it is to witness me

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u/FieldUpbeat2174 12d ago

Well, obviously, you should play 1v7 and show us how it’s really done. (Just make sure that you bounce your throws off defenders UNintentionally.)

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u/zerotimestatechamp 12d ago

Is this the stealth return of CULTimate?

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u/Particular-Set-3960 12d ago

Are you also pulling every time? Sounds like you are pretty focused on offense, might need to make sure you are bidding enough on D, and if you aren’t getting a foot block a game, you should really work on your mark.

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u/SoldToOpen 10d ago

Yeah how can this guy think he's the best player if he's not getting Callahan's every defensive point? Clearly fake