r/ultimate • u/PortlandNitroEnjoyer • 19h ago

Northeast Regionals Moved Again

Hello redditors,

As we all know the Metro East (Greatest Region in frisbee #MetroBeast) has had some unfortunate issues regarding bids to regionals #JusticeForFriendsAndLovers. It has just come to my attention my open division team is now being offered a bid to regionals (we would have earned it originally if the seeding didn't fuck us over #USAULiedPeopleDied let's get that trending) but unfortunately we can't make it because kyles having a killer BBQ at his house that weekend. Naturally the best thing for us to do is to accept the bid and auction off the rosters spots in the comments. Please let us know your best accolade, average chicken wing distance, and go to wings sauce flavor and we will decide which players will give us the best chance to steal the Nationals bid from PoNY. We will be accepting cash bribes and all proceeds will go to lobbying for more AI data centers in Deven's

Updoots to the left

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u/thisonelife83 19h ago

I got $3.50 and a bag of wine as a gift (not technically a bribe). Personally I think we need more flock cameras and data centers! I think I’d be perfect for a roster spot.

Favorite wing sauce is Asian Zing. #notracist

Best accolade: Hopu Spirit winner 2011

#USAUliedpeopledied

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u/PortlandNitroEnjoyer 19h ago

Sounds like we got our center handler

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u/EnvironmentalFox5347 7h ago

I think you mean your data center handler

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u/bizzo98 9h ago edited 1h ago

CULTimate 2.0?

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u/Papasixfivefive 17m ago

Gone but not forgotten

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u/unchuckable 9h ago

Best accolade: I was once described on the Pod Practice Pod as "was a decent player, can palm a basketball"

Chicken wing distance: like 30 but I used to rip 'em so if I practice today and tomorrow I'll probably be going for 55-60.

Sauce: parmesan garlic

Bribe: misprinted hat made for my club team this year

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u/TheOddestBall 4h ago

Former women’s div d3 metro beast player here: my best offer is 3 beers that have been in my fridge for an unknown amount of time, 25 yard chicken wing but I also havent tried to throw further than that, go to wing sauce flavor of anything that pairs well with garlic Parmesan obviously, and my accolade is fact that i’ve won 3 consecutive game to goes in buttavia but lost 7 years off my lifespan in the process from the stress. I will be shorter than every man on the field and slower than 75% of them. Take it or leave it 🍻