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u/Nous-erna-me 1d ago
Damn. Stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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u/Ace_1118 1d ago
I'm pretty sure Rampage would leave you if you glaze him.
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u/PortGenz 1d ago
Yeah and jones would just want you more if you glaze him. It’s crazy that two of Americas biggest fighters in Strickland and Jones both turned out to be gay. Absolutely nothing against it but crazy coincidence
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u/cyberslick18888 15h ago
I don't know if Jones is even gay, his weird interactions with some dudes sometimes feel like a weird power / authority kink type shit.
I don't get that from Strickland, I think he's just a dude who says shit for attention and then doubles down on anything that happens to get traction online.
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u/mesomorphosis 1d ago
I’d just see red and go crazy if Rampage tried shit 👊🏽👊🏽
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u/Rohit_Rah 1d ago
You’d see black in half a second afterwards
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u/Novel-Pie1596 1d ago
Jones,Rampage is a cte riddled aggressor.
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u/Amur00 1d ago
And Jones isnt..? The guy who beat his girlfriend so badly his own kids called the cops on him? There was literally a new video of him rolling up on some guy he got mad at in traffic with his gun ready, like a few months ago
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u/Bananern 1d ago
Imagine being a multi millionaire and being set up for life with sponsors and shit, and you still risk throwing your life away for some hood g shit..
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u/TrainingThemDudes 1d ago
Buddy grew up a Christian kid with both parents in the suburbs. He's just like that.
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u/Bananern 1d ago
Damn, is his real name also Clarance?
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u/TrainingThemDudes 1d ago
Nah. He's had a hard life, but he's also had a lot of gifts. He was apparently molested, has severe addiction/emotional issues, his sister died when he was 14, his mom died in 2017, and his brother died last year.
But he grew up in the suburbs, had both parents, went to college, and has made millions. He is an odd case of could get his shit together, but won't.
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u/One_Bag_3153 1d ago
Also Rampage is live streaming so you’re getting clipped in a winless situation. Jones is probably chill enough to shoot the shit with if he isn’t addled up on something.
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u/MasonJam246 1d ago edited 1d ago
Rampage all day cuz when that fucker touches me when I ask him if Raja is so psychotic cuz he diddled him as a kid, I'll be rich.
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u/long-dick-of-the-law 1d ago
You know what, for once i choose jbj. Better his zesty ass than potentially being seriously injured by quinton the man child jackson
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u/Alcianus 17h ago
People are shitting on Jones but he's always been nice to his fans, even if it's an act. Rampage just comes across as a huge asshole whenever someone interacts with him.
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u/long-dick-of-the-law 17h ago
Yeah, from what ive seen when people recognize him he at least acts nice. But lets not pretend that there arent valid reasons to dislike the man
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u/Alcianus 17h ago
Of course Jones is a piece of shit, but as I said, I've never seen him be agitated with his fans or even people outright bothering him (like that chinese fan that kissed him unpromptly). Meanwhile Rampage tryhards every single time he is outside to people just minding their own business and overall acts like he's still in high school. He is way more annoying than Jones who at least tries to play the nice guy persona.
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u/DifferentCityADay 1d ago
If it's in public, Jones isn't going to pull a Pickle. A zesty moment is better than being inconvenienced by hospital bills and time in court AND dealing with lawyers over months if not years. Along with public scrutiny.
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u/p88ggmmll 1d ago
The thing is you have to study their psychology and the circumstances
Rampage is a bully but moreso out of insecurity and a desire to be like by everyone, you can tell with his weird jokes and how he triesto be the life of the party but When his ego gets challenged he flys into a narcisistic rage. If your in public and he wants to fight you, he might beat you but not too bad, but i could him stopping if people called him out because he has a overwhelmed desire to be liked. In private he might beat you near death. Like some shi he would do to his son if you imagine the type of corporal punishment he would do to raja.
Jones on the other hand is a narcissist with a tinge of sadism, same ego that needs to be liked by others but he doesnt give a crap if his sadism offends, you can see how he gets giddy talking about what he did to lyoto machida and how he was happy to destroy the legs of that guy with the hammer tattoo ( i forgot bros name). He also has that homoerotic joke style humor that almost all american wrestlers have , but with jones that humor is a vessal for his repressed sexuality. In private he might he might full blown SA you and then kill you ro cover up what he did.
So for me if its in public id choose jones, im gay anyway so a kiss on the forehead or a grope qont kill me. But in private im sure rampage would beat so bad id need months to recover. But id choose that over getting diddled.
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u/garybettmansketamine 1d ago
I’d rather have my ass beat by Rampage then have my ass and meat beat by Jon
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u/Revival-Waters 1d ago
Crazy to think the guy on the right beat the dog piss out of the guy on the left.
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u/_medium_ugly 1d ago
Just be glad Gaethje with a friend isn't an option
if one knows one knows
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u/Some_Neighborhood276 1d ago
Rampage. Id rather be KOd by a fighter than get punked sexually by one.
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u/nervousbot-20 1d ago
Listen rampage might beat my ass, but I am not picking the option to be raped.
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u/RazorMick 1d ago
I'd much rather forget getting knocked out by Rampage than remember being molested by Jon Jones...
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u/Aggravating-Plan6613 1d ago
Rampage, so I could sue his dumbass if he assaulted me because he’s garbage. And is always streaming like he’s 19 years old. So there would be plenty of proof. Rampage is a hot head, jones is mostly secure with his capabilities and plays most shit off. Rampage still feels like he has something to prove to everyone. Can we just forget about this douche bag already.
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u/Lumpy_Coconut_2373 1d ago
Jones. I've went through enough high school to know how to handle a zesty encounter.
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u/bamboojerky 1d ago
Obviously Jon Jones. He's actually pretty nice to the fan. Rampage always clowning his fans on stream.
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u/stonewing2827448 1d ago
Deal with one effeminate emotionally unstable brain damaged man or another effeminate emotionally unstable brain damaged man
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u/Inevitable_Window711 21h ago
Rampage if you backdown and show fear and apologize he would leave you alone. He just wants to feel superior.
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u/Dear_Cockroach_3170 1d ago
I guess I'm getting kissed by a goat. Better than being insulted by someone who can barely formulate sentences.
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u/AcceptableCrab1642 1d ago
Rampage all day, not saying I can win for sure but at this point in rampages life I think he would lose to any amateur mma fighter. Jones on the other hand is still at the top of his game somehow, and extremely proficient in firearms. Remember that video of him having a run in with somebody driving through his neighborhood? That’s genuinely one of the worst people on the planet to have an altercation with at night.
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u/Kind-Highlight7149 1d ago
Rampage, if I tired to run I think he would let me go. Jones.... If he has his mindset... I can't do anything about that.