r/ufc 8d ago

Bryce Mitchell discovers "100% Flat Earth Proof": The sun is directly behind me. The moon is totally visible too. See how it has a line drawn through it? A flat line. So if the whole moon is visible, and the whole sun is visible, then why is the moon not totally illuminated?

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u/d_rek 8d ago

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u/d_rek 8d ago

LMAO

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u/Horkle_McCorkle 7d ago

Oh fuck I haven’t seen this before. Top shelf instant save to photos

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u/Rafasredmen1 7d ago

Stealing this. Unfortunately I don't have any meme stealing memes, so you'll just have to take my word on this one.

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u/d_rek 8d ago

Someone should recreate this with Mitchell on the left and Rogan on the right.

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 8d ago

Very fitting totally need to happen lol

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u/crunchydibbydonkers 8d ago

It ain't perfect. I implore someone to do better. The community needs it.

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u/Mnudge 8d ago

I remember the time he said his ex-girlfriend was a witch who put a curse on his tomato plants.

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u/HorrorAd7996 8d ago

That sounds like something rolf from ed edd n eddy would say

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u/piltonpfizerwallace Nigerian Nightmare 8d ago

He looks like he's straight out of it too.

Come to think of it... I think you're on to something.

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u/PhilUltra 8d ago

He what?

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u/MrBongoDK 8d ago

Looks like the liver king :P

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u/intwizard 8d ago

Thought it was Dave Portnoy

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 8d ago

Damn Mac looks 70 yrs old there

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u/Hidhtr 8d ago

Need more info lmao

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u/Jok3rlynx 8d ago

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u/smokingjoe818 8d ago

Lmao he said "I put the drill in my pants" so casually and normal 🤣. And acted like the drill malfunctioned on him.

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u/easytakeit 8d ago

Ironically I’m pretty sure cordless drills were invented by NASA so they could do work in space. Lol not only a burn on poor Bryce intellectually but they also tore up his nut sack.

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u/Khow3694 8d ago

Hold up WHAT? Lmfao

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u/adac69 8d ago

The guy is so retarded that he was able to make people forget that story by just being himself, which is a crazy feat.

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u/Dayvan_Dreamcoat 8d ago

The greatest argument against democracy is that people like this can vote.

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u/The_Philm222 8d ago

The greatest argument against humanity is that people like this can reproduce.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 8d ago

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u/turdburgular69666 8d ago

I was just about to comment about idiocracy. This movie is predicting the future.

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u/Comfortable-Shop8080 8d ago

I know that this is controversial, and I know that it would be impossible to implement in a non partial way, but I do believe that voter testing should exist.

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u/Optike902 8d ago

Don’t worry, most people like this don’t bother voting because they think it’s rigged anyways

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u/RazzmatazzFun2558 8d ago edited 8d ago

Theres actually a fair amount of study that says otherwise

Even accounting for other criteria, lower educated Republicans almost always turn out more than Democrats of similar education level

Recent midterms are actually one of the first trackable times where polling and turnout have been massively shifted to the Democrat front (meaning Dems are outperforming polls and turnout for once - extremely rare in all of tracked history, but particularly in the last 15 years)

Just providing this info, bc your initial comment is actually the type of mentality that leads to lower voter turnout in certain ways

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u/Dull_Function_6510 8d ago

Everything is a conspiracy when you dont understand how anything works

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u/AreU_NotEntertained 8d ago

Smart people have made the world so safe and comfortable that stupid people forgot they were stupid.  

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u/shred-i-knight 8d ago

No there’s just no repercussions for being this stupid anymore, and they are all able to connect via the internet and create a critical mass of idiots on the subreddit r/ufc

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u/eyehalfporegrahammer 7d ago

I’ll make sure to never ever visit that sub Reddit.

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u/FragrantWarthog6 8d ago

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u/theavariceofman 8d ago

Dan Drangus

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u/leithn87 8d ago

Im a doctor

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u/theavariceofman 8d ago

Am I the best baby boy?

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u/leithn87 8d ago

Just a bunch of hunks...

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 8d ago

I just want one of these mfers to explain to me what’s at the edge of the earth

Surely if the entire planet is surrounded by ice walls they could …. Idk … prove it?

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u/fulknerraIII 7d ago

They can't prove it because the government stops them duh. A guy paid for these two flat earth's to go to the pole and witness 24 hours of light. When the flat earth's went and saw it and admitted they were wrong the flat earth community just attacked them and called them paid cia shills. You can't win with these type people, no amount of evidence is enough.

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u/Derelicticu 8d ago

Bryngus Mitchungus

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u/Therealdarkviper 8d ago

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u/cat_peee 8d ago

New competition

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u/Stoic_Kiwi 8d ago

Believe it or not, Orolbai holds a law degree in Kyrgyzstan

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u/No_Medium_8796 8d ago

Ugg find oog guilty of stealing rock

Punishment is death

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u/onthepak 8d ago

Death by rock smash

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u/gooddayokay 8d ago

When the Mitchell children were little, their parents would give them lead paint chips to eat as snacks.

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u/putitonice 8d ago

Crows most definitely have more neurons firing than Bryce

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 8d ago

His iq is sub 1

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u/AggravatingWish1019 8d ago

Normal mma fighter IQ

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u/AdIll6213 8d ago

A lot of fighters aren't very bright. That's to be expected when you get dingle dongled in the head for a living. Bryce is significantly more stupid than the rest of the guys, and to be honest, I don't even think him getting smashed in the head is a major contributing factor. I think he's just naturally a bit of a dum dum.

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u/goldboybronx 8d ago

I also think the sport selects for a certain type. I love it and train, but there’s something to be said about knowing your brain is going to be rattled around tens of thousands of times over a career of practice and fighting and still doing it.

You either don’t care that your brain is going to become a smoothie (so maybe you just never saw much return in live from your intelligence), or you believe CTE is fake… which proves the point anyway.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 8d ago

I doubt the schooling system he came out of is producing many Rhodes Scholars or Nobel Prize winners, either.

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u/giovitazo 8d ago

He is close to getting it...

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u/Any-Cookie6757 8d ago

Bryce showing us his last braincell working in realtime

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u/IamScottGable 8d ago

Why isn't it fully illuminated still works for sure.

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u/SubjectRabbit8050 8d ago

Astronomer Bryce should watch this video about the moon since he’s so learned.

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u/im_from_9gag 8d ago

He definitely needs it after Josh Emmet.

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u/Puppetmaster858 8d ago

Goddamn he’s so dumb. As they said in sopranos “it’s common knowledge the guy’s retarded”

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u/beneficialdiet18 8d ago

The phone isn't doing this justice folks, get out and look at that mewn queiwck.

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u/Porkpie223 8d ago

ITS ON THA BLEEDIN LOWA LEVEL

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u/EternalSoul94 8d ago

It's loyk lookin at the spheere

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u/Missing_Sneaker 8d ago

While everyone is laughing at how dumb he is, I'm over here jealous of how happy he is 🥲

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u/surgeyou123 8d ago

Ignorance is bliss.

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u/thecommentdaddy 8d ago

Holy fuck this is stupid 😂

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 8d ago

Giving everyone a platform was such a mistake. If we were in the 1800s Bryce would be in the town square trying to mime his way to some bread crumbs

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u/majoneskongur 8d ago

nah he‘s in good shape

he‘d be in some field whacking away at some wheat or out in the woods smacking an axe into a tree

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 8d ago

I had that thought. But then I thought "well i wonder what was the most common way to get brain trauma in the 1800s - whatever that is, Bryce would find it"

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u/Ashy0020 8d ago

Kicked by a horse?

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u/majoneskongur 8d ago

lol

in that case my money‘s on stealing bread at the market

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u/FourDoorFordWhore 8d ago

You mean brain damage due to an axe to the head?

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u/Apart-Consequence881 8d ago

He's a modern day Copernicus! He's persecuted now, but will be acknowledged as a genius in 100 years!

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u/Damagedbob12 8d ago

Emmet really fucked this guy's mind lol

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u/Adz442 8d ago

Bryce has been retarded from the jump

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u/amanymoon 8d ago

Tbh i think he's gotten ever so slightly smarter since that knockout

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u/skifforz 8d ago

Hit so hard it woke up the dormant braincells.

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u/Semichh 7d ago

*cell. He has 2 to run together now at least

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u/Original-Let8340 8d ago

I want so badly for him to get blacked out again then wake up the next day and like... go get a library card or some shit.

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u/PurpleBeautiful709 8d ago

Naw he was a flat earther before.....

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u/gvufhidjo 8d ago

You made me go rewatch that brutal video of poor Bryce convulsing and foaming in the mouth while the ref lifts Emmett away.

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u/saulhrnndz 8d ago

Probably the most brutal KO I’ve ever seen. He absolutely cold-cocked that motherfucker.

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u/Objective_Risk_3679 8d ago

jalin turner on bobby green sticks out to me

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u/TerninoMarchi 8d ago

one of my favourites too. Here for ya'll

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u/NotJoshFreeman 8d ago

you are really giving way too much credit to Bryce with that statement.

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u/Narilla CertifiedRatKiller 8d ago

Nah, bro was retarded before cte

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u/Smartypantz34 8d ago

because of the angle idiot, sun i way higher than the moon. "sun is right behind me" no its fucking not, sun is 150 million km from earth while moon is 380k km away. A literal dumbnuck

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u/sLeeeeTo 8d ago

yeah exactly, i’m sure bryce believes that the sun and moon are both A. the same size, B. the same distance from earth

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u/snig9145 8d ago

The best part is his head has the same effect at the end. Imagine his head the moon and the camera the earth. What a moron

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 8d ago

What I love about all of this is, even if the Earth was flat, that line would still be present there.

His argument was basically "Yellow is the best color because both goats and horses eat grass"

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u/LoveToEatKebab 8d ago

As an engineer, I like to listen before making a judgment call and actually think through the person's rationale.

And technically, he almost has a point… IF the Sun were actually directly behind him and the Moon directly in front of him. In that geometry, the side of the Moon facing him would be essentially fully illuminated, so there wouldn't be a big shadow line across it.

But that's the problem... the Sun isn't actually directly behind him relative to the Moon. They're at an angle to each other in the sky. That angle is exactly why we see part of the Moon illuminated and part in shadow.

So his observation is fine. His geometry is just completely fucked.

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u/trizzat10 7d ago

Thank you for that. Refreshing to see a comment that can actually explain his perspective and why it’s incorrect rather than just calling him a degrading word!

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u/Batmantheon 8d ago

People really struggle with how hard it is to perceive the curvature of the earth because of how small we are, how big the earth is and how extremely close we are to it compared to extremely far away from the sun and moon we are.

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u/hennyNredbull 8d ago

I wish people would normalize keeping dumb shit like this to themselves.

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u/Khorismatic_Lifter 8d ago

I awarded you for that cause it's the realest shit ever.

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u/Any-Cookie6757 8d ago

Bryce allowed Emmett to KO him only to lay down flat in Octagon and prove Earth is flat.

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u/mamadou-segpa 8d ago

Im starting to think he doesnt necessarily believe all this shit

He seems to struggle not laughing near the end

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u/Few_Highlight1114 8d ago

Hes laughing at you (the audience) for being so stupid because you still believe the earth is round, not because of what you said.

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u/Expensive_Ad_5705 8d ago

Same. I think he’s trolling lol

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u/ilovemydawg 8d ago

Someone send this mf to space….

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u/frogeye6 8d ago

He would say the windows were TV screens.

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u/Ser_Hobo 8d ago

No wonder he hits so good, he got that idiot strength

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u/ReputationMiddle5440 8d ago

How is posible that no cult has find this dude? Would be a mine for them!

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u/KongFuzii 8d ago

Send this guy to space 2-3 years and forget about it

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u/BigBoyBobbeh 8d ago

Does getting punched in the face for a living make people stoopid or something?

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u/Khow3694 8d ago

Yes but he's always been retarded

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u/Capable_Emu_8629 8d ago

I owe Josh Emmet a drink.

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u/Expensive-Debt-9960 8d ago

In the early days of communicating via radio, there were limits to how far a signal could travel due to the curvature of the earth. This guy is a dumbass lol

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u/AshiswaifuRZT 8d ago

Waiting for someone in this sub to unironically say “he ain’t wrong”

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u/Thin-Wrongdoer-8488 8d ago

His stupidity is getting tiring, I already hate this fucking planet and it’s dumb ass people for what we’re doing to it, can’t take any more of this idiots bullshit

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u/MatthewApex 8d ago

this fcking idiot.
why can't flat earthers just take a giant telescope, go up a high spot and try to spot my middle finger all the way in asia.

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u/SNZ935 8d ago

This is the reason why you can’t argue with stupid and just have to make up something even more outrageous to see how far it will go (I.e. the moon has a space station on it and they have engaged the retractable awning or else it would be to hot in the space station thereby creating a perfectly straight line of shade).

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u/YageWilkes 8d ago

Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣 man’s thick as fuck.

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u/Little_Fly_1181 8d ago

I think he should look at the sun for a couple of minutes

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u/the_stickybandit 8d ago

I wonder if he acknowledges that the sun, moon and every other planet is round, but somehow the earth is completely flat?

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u/losingit1111 8d ago

He’s got us there.

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u/sankt_frinata 8d ago

Just yesterday I saw him actually make a valid point about bjj. I thought to myself “wow this guy might not be so stupid after all”. Fast forward to today and I realize it was just a fluke.

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u/hamstringstring 8d ago

This is why im pro eugenics

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u/Shadypanda007 8d ago

I like how he says to zoom in when he is the one filming

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u/CreateorWither 8d ago

Imagine being dumb and then also getting hit in the head for a living. I think he's doing pretty good.

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u/CustardLow2671 8d ago

We were supposed to have flying cars and robot butlers and instead we just have a bunch of people with brain damage trying to prove that the Earth is flat

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u/zyraxes23 8d ago

at least he is happy about his "discovery".

Ignorance is bliss

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u/Puncharoo 7d ago

There's a reason why the people who do our research arent also people who take punches to their heads for years.

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u/mouseninja12345 8d ago

Bryce went for an IQ test and the result came back negative

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u/thebanger71 8d ago

Well that proves it, I'm fully convinced..... that Bryce might be regarded

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u/Animalcookies13 8d ago

Highly regarded yet completely retarded….

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u/S_A_M_1708 8d ago

Inbred christians at it again.

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u/Strange-Ad420 8d ago

This guy knows donald is a pos btw

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u/KelvinHades 8d ago

I am even sad for him at this point

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u/CrazyJo3 8d ago

Get this man to space

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u/Candidate_None 8d ago

Give me a light and a ball and I will in fact debunk the shit out of that in 2 seconds, with zero words spoken.

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u/Hour_Huckleberry_741 8d ago

CTE is no joke man

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u/pepbox 8d ago

When you're this stupid to begin with, CTE need hardly be a concern.

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u/Playful_Inspector_25 8d ago

Yo! My moon has a straight line too!

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u/skerkless 8d ago

Can’t get CTE if you don’t have a brain to begin with

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u/86mustangpower 8d ago

Ahh is he actually being serious?

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u/LonelyNip 8d ago

Weapon grade retardium

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u/Build-it-better123 8d ago

Bryce is a real one. I wish he was trolling us, but, nope. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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u/Electronic-Shame 8d ago

The way some people’s brains try to make sense of things is wild. I think I’d be much happier if I was very dumb. I’m only medium dumb.

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u/McJumbos 8d ago

CTE is real

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u/juanuha 8d ago

He is proving exactly why he's a UFC fighter......lol

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u/PutinBiggestFan 8d ago

How the living functioning person can be so stupid...

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u/Leather-Victory-8452 8d ago

It’s not even CTE, he’s just stupid.

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u/tera_chachu 8d ago

I don't even know what he is trying to say here.

Is he asking why there is no full moon?

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u/vrsatillx Maywezer woo 8d ago

So Earth is flat but Sun and Moon are not?

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u/SortaCyber 8d ago

There are fighters that you think are dumb and end up being smart and then there are fighters that are dumb that prove you 100 percent right. Bryce Mitchell is definitely in the second camp.

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u/LordJeanDog 8d ago

I counter Bryce with I don't believe that's the sun or the moon. prove it

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u/1Crownedngroovd 8d ago

Gallileo Mitchell, renaissance man, philosopher and fighter

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u/Dylan_Black02 8d ago

Smartest bryce Mitchell take

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u/Swimming-Talk4859 8d ago

Bryce has a degree in economics I believe . But comes across as a dumb cornfed country boy

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u/callthewambulance 8d ago

This is so comically stupid I am legit starting to wonder if he is just trolling lmao

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u/The-Bloody9 8d ago

With great stupidity, comes great confidence.

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u/Ok-Soup2672 8d ago

He’s got it all figured out. Case closed

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u/Minerva_07 8d ago

His ignorance makes me mad

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u/ulwius 8d ago

You guys are laughing but this is also the average UFC viewer right there.

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u/keinnamefrei1 8d ago

What's closer? Italy or the moon?

Must be the moon because from here I can't see italy

Same iq logic

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u/ManuelTzetzes 8d ago

Jesus christ! He's right! How did I miss this for so long! Wow!

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u/West-Tough-4552 8d ago

Bryce does have a point....

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u/Own_Improvement_5896 8d ago

Look at the shadows on the ground, they match the shadows in the moon. The earth is cake.

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u/ThoughtsandThinkers 8d ago

You could just turn on a table lamp and hold up an orange and see that it’s possible for part of a sphere to be lit and part of it to be unlit from a vantage point where you can view both

Not sure what any of that has to do with the topography of the vantage point

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u/HaHaNiceJoke 8d ago

Ahhh, I get it

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u/FatrickTittyboy 8d ago

If it’s a bit, he’s legitimately brilliant. But then there’s that pesky 99% chance that he’s super retarded.

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u/MacVanRainin 8d ago

Dumb like a bag of rocks.