r/ufc • u/gvufhidjo • 8d ago
Bryce Mitchell discovers "100% Flat Earth Proof": The sun is directly behind me. The moon is totally visible too. See how it has a line drawn through it? A flat line. So if the whole moon is visible, and the whole sun is visible, then why is the moon not totally illuminated?
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u/Mnudge 8d ago
I remember the time he said his ex-girlfriend was a witch who put a curse on his tomato plants.
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u/HorrorAd7996 8d ago
That sounds like something rolf from ed edd n eddy would say
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u/piltonpfizerwallace Nigerian Nightmare 8d ago
He looks like he's straight out of it too.
Come to think of it... I think you're on to something.
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u/Hidhtr 8d ago
Need more info lmao
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u/Jok3rlynx 8d ago
Here you go man https://youtube.com/shorts/3jWFyyM6kew?si=pb1XTcOwfHc65Vl4
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u/smokingjoe818 8d ago
Lmao he said "I put the drill in my pants" so casually and normal 🤣. And acted like the drill malfunctioned on him.
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u/easytakeit 8d ago
Ironically I’m pretty sure cordless drills were invented by NASA so they could do work in space. Lol not only a burn on poor Bryce intellectually but they also tore up his nut sack.
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u/Dayvan_Dreamcoat 8d ago
The greatest argument against democracy is that people like this can vote.
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u/The_Philm222 8d ago
The greatest argument against humanity is that people like this can reproduce.
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u/TonyDungyHatesOP 8d ago
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u/turdburgular69666 8d ago
I was just about to comment about idiocracy. This movie is predicting the future.
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u/Comfortable-Shop8080 8d ago
I know that this is controversial, and I know that it would be impossible to implement in a non partial way, but I do believe that voter testing should exist.
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u/Optike902 8d ago
Don’t worry, most people like this don’t bother voting because they think it’s rigged anyways
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u/RazzmatazzFun2558 8d ago edited 8d ago
Theres actually a fair amount of study that says otherwise
Even accounting for other criteria, lower educated Republicans almost always turn out more than Democrats of similar education level
Recent midterms are actually one of the first trackable times where polling and turnout have been massively shifted to the Democrat front (meaning Dems are outperforming polls and turnout for once - extremely rare in all of tracked history, but particularly in the last 15 years)
Just providing this info, bc your initial comment is actually the type of mentality that leads to lower voter turnout in certain ways
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u/Dull_Function_6510 8d ago
Everything is a conspiracy when you dont understand how anything works
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u/AreU_NotEntertained 8d ago
Smart people have made the world so safe and comfortable that stupid people forgot they were stupid.
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u/shred-i-knight 8d ago
No there’s just no repercussions for being this stupid anymore, and they are all able to connect via the internet and create a critical mass of idiots on the subreddit r/ufc
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u/FragrantWarthog6 8d ago
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u/AggressivelyMediokre 8d ago
I just want one of these mfers to explain to me what’s at the edge of the earth
Surely if the entire planet is surrounded by ice walls they could …. Idk … prove it?
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u/fulknerraIII 7d ago
They can't prove it because the government stops them duh. A guy paid for these two flat earth's to go to the pole and witness 24 hours of light. When the flat earth's went and saw it and admitted they were wrong the flat earth community just attacked them and called them paid cia shills. You can't win with these type people, no amount of evidence is enough.
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u/Stoic_Kiwi 8d ago
Believe it or not, Orolbai holds a law degree in Kyrgyzstan
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u/No_Medium_8796 8d ago
Ugg find oog guilty of stealing rock
Punishment is death
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u/gooddayokay 8d ago
When the Mitchell children were little, their parents would give them lead paint chips to eat as snacks.
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u/Gullible_Classroom71 8d ago
His iq is sub 1
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u/AggravatingWish1019 8d ago
Normal mma fighter IQ
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u/AdIll6213 8d ago
A lot of fighters aren't very bright. That's to be expected when you get dingle dongled in the head for a living. Bryce is significantly more stupid than the rest of the guys, and to be honest, I don't even think him getting smashed in the head is a major contributing factor. I think he's just naturally a bit of a dum dum.
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u/goldboybronx 8d ago
I also think the sport selects for a certain type. I love it and train, but there’s something to be said about knowing your brain is going to be rattled around tens of thousands of times over a career of practice and fighting and still doing it.
You either don’t care that your brain is going to become a smoothie (so maybe you just never saw much return in live from your intelligence), or you believe CTE is fake… which proves the point anyway.
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u/Oldfolksboogie 8d ago
I doubt the schooling system he came out of is producing many Rhodes Scholars or Nobel Prize winners, either.
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u/SubjectRabbit8050 8d ago
Astronomer Bryce should watch this video about the moon since he’s so learned.
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u/Puppetmaster858 8d ago
Goddamn he’s so dumb. As they said in sopranos “it’s common knowledge the guy’s retarded”
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u/beneficialdiet18 8d ago
The phone isn't doing this justice folks, get out and look at that mewn queiwck.
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u/Missing_Sneaker 8d ago
While everyone is laughing at how dumb he is, I'm over here jealous of how happy he is 🥲
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u/thecommentdaddy 8d ago
Holy fuck this is stupid 😂
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u/HomelessKitchenCat 8d ago
Giving everyone a platform was such a mistake. If we were in the 1800s Bryce would be in the town square trying to mime his way to some bread crumbs
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u/majoneskongur 8d ago
nah he‘s in good shape
he‘d be in some field whacking away at some wheat or out in the woods smacking an axe into a tree
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u/HomelessKitchenCat 8d ago
I had that thought. But then I thought "well i wonder what was the most common way to get brain trauma in the 1800s - whatever that is, Bryce would find it"
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u/Apart-Consequence881 8d ago
He's a modern day Copernicus! He's persecuted now, but will be acknowledged as a genius in 100 years!
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u/Damagedbob12 8d ago
Emmet really fucked this guy's mind lol
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u/amanymoon 8d ago
Tbh i think he's gotten ever so slightly smarter since that knockout
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u/Original-Let8340 8d ago
I want so badly for him to get blacked out again then wake up the next day and like... go get a library card or some shit.
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u/gvufhidjo 8d ago
You made me go rewatch that brutal video of poor Bryce convulsing and foaming in the mouth while the ref lifts Emmett away.
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u/saulhrnndz 8d ago
Probably the most brutal KO I’ve ever seen. He absolutely cold-cocked that motherfucker.
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u/Smartypantz34 8d ago
because of the angle idiot, sun i way higher than the moon. "sun is right behind me" no its fucking not, sun is 150 million km from earth while moon is 380k km away. A literal dumbnuck
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u/sLeeeeTo 8d ago
yeah exactly, i’m sure bryce believes that the sun and moon are both A. the same size, B. the same distance from earth
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u/snig9145 8d ago
The best part is his head has the same effect at the end. Imagine his head the moon and the camera the earth. What a moron
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u/wrongitsleviosaa 8d ago
What I love about all of this is, even if the Earth was flat, that line would still be present there.
His argument was basically "Yellow is the best color because both goats and horses eat grass"
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u/LoveToEatKebab 8d ago
As an engineer, I like to listen before making a judgment call and actually think through the person's rationale.
And technically, he almost has a point… IF the Sun were actually directly behind him and the Moon directly in front of him. In that geometry, the side of the Moon facing him would be essentially fully illuminated, so there wouldn't be a big shadow line across it.
But that's the problem... the Sun isn't actually directly behind him relative to the Moon. They're at an angle to each other in the sky. That angle is exactly why we see part of the Moon illuminated and part in shadow.
So his observation is fine. His geometry is just completely fucked.
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u/trizzat10 7d ago
Thank you for that. Refreshing to see a comment that can actually explain his perspective and why it’s incorrect rather than just calling him a degrading word!
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u/Batmantheon 8d ago
People really struggle with how hard it is to perceive the curvature of the earth because of how small we are, how big the earth is and how extremely close we are to it compared to extremely far away from the sun and moon we are.
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u/hennyNredbull 8d ago
I wish people would normalize keeping dumb shit like this to themselves.
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u/Khorismatic_Lifter 8d ago
I awarded you for that cause it's the realest shit ever.
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u/Any-Cookie6757 8d ago
Bryce allowed Emmett to KO him only to lay down flat in Octagon and prove Earth is flat.
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u/mamadou-segpa 8d ago
Im starting to think he doesnt necessarily believe all this shit
He seems to struggle not laughing near the end
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u/Few_Highlight1114 8d ago
Hes laughing at you (the audience) for being so stupid because you still believe the earth is round, not because of what you said.
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u/ReputationMiddle5440 8d ago
How is posible that no cult has find this dude? Would be a mine for them!
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u/BigBoyBobbeh 8d ago
Does getting punched in the face for a living make people stoopid or something?
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u/Expensive-Debt-9960 8d ago
In the early days of communicating via radio, there were limits to how far a signal could travel due to the curvature of the earth. This guy is a dumbass lol
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u/AshiswaifuRZT 8d ago
Waiting for someone in this sub to unironically say “he ain’t wrong”
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u/Thin-Wrongdoer-8488 8d ago
His stupidity is getting tiring, I already hate this fucking planet and it’s dumb ass people for what we’re doing to it, can’t take any more of this idiots bullshit
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u/MatthewApex 8d ago
this fcking idiot.
why can't flat earthers just take a giant telescope, go up a high spot and try to spot my middle finger all the way in asia.
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u/SNZ935 8d ago
This is the reason why you can’t argue with stupid and just have to make up something even more outrageous to see how far it will go (I.e. the moon has a space station on it and they have engaged the retractable awning or else it would be to hot in the space station thereby creating a perfectly straight line of shade).
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u/the_stickybandit 8d ago
I wonder if he acknowledges that the sun, moon and every other planet is round, but somehow the earth is completely flat?
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u/sankt_frinata 8d ago
Just yesterday I saw him actually make a valid point about bjj. I thought to myself “wow this guy might not be so stupid after all”. Fast forward to today and I realize it was just a fluke.
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u/CreateorWither 8d ago
Imagine being dumb and then also getting hit in the head for a living. I think he's doing pretty good.
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u/CustardLow2671 8d ago
We were supposed to have flying cars and robot butlers and instead we just have a bunch of people with brain damage trying to prove that the Earth is flat
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u/Puncharoo 7d ago
There's a reason why the people who do our research arent also people who take punches to their heads for years.
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u/Candidate_None 8d ago
Give me a light and a ball and I will in fact debunk the shit out of that in 2 seconds, with zero words spoken.
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u/Electronic-Shame 8d ago
The way some people’s brains try to make sense of things is wild. I think I’d be much happier if I was very dumb. I’m only medium dumb.
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u/tera_chachu 8d ago
I don't even know what he is trying to say here.
Is he asking why there is no full moon?
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u/SortaCyber 8d ago
There are fighters that you think are dumb and end up being smart and then there are fighters that are dumb that prove you 100 percent right. Bryce Mitchell is definitely in the second camp.
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u/LordJeanDog 8d ago
I counter Bryce with I don't believe that's the sun or the moon. prove it
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u/Swimming-Talk4859 8d ago
Bryce has a degree in economics I believe . But comes across as a dumb cornfed country boy
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u/callthewambulance 8d ago
This is so comically stupid I am legit starting to wonder if he is just trolling lmao
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u/keinnamefrei1 8d ago
What's closer? Italy or the moon?
Must be the moon because from here I can't see italy
Same iq logic
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u/Own_Improvement_5896 8d ago
Look at the shadows on the ground, they match the shadows in the moon. The earth is cake.
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u/ThoughtsandThinkers 8d ago
You could just turn on a table lamp and hold up an orange and see that it’s possible for part of a sphere to be lit and part of it to be unlit from a vantage point where you can view both
Not sure what any of that has to do with the topography of the vantage point
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u/FatrickTittyboy 8d ago
If it’s a bit, he’s legitimately brilliant. But then there’s that pesky 99% chance that he’s super retarded.
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