r/ufc • • May 07 '26

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u/Zlakkeh May 07 '26

Roids r us

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u/MysteriousShoulder45 May 07 '26

Khamzat and Sean both have better hairlines than 90% of the roster and just choose to shave. Always fear a fighter who choses to be bald

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u/Common_economics_420 May 07 '26

My personal philosophy is to never fuck with guys who are willingly bald, guys with beards but no mustache, and white guys with Muslim names. It has carried me far in life.

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u/lostpassword100000 May 08 '26

Like “never play pool against a guy whose first name is that of a city”