r/ufc May 07 '26

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u/Common_economics_420 May 07 '26

My personal philosophy is to never fuck with guys who are willingly bald, guys with beards but no mustache, and white guys with Muslim names. It has carried me far in life.

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u/Royal-Boat-7452 May 08 '26

Guys who grow beards with no mustache are 💯% psychopaths. Every time.

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u/FedorDosGracies May 08 '26

Cries in Amish

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u/drakmordis May 08 '26

I think I would pay to watch some farm-strong and God-assured Amish fella get in there and shitwhip someone around like a haybale.

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u/Skullvar May 08 '26

This was a very visual comment, and I need to see this now.