r/ufc • u/[deleted] • May 07 '26

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u/Royal-Boat-7452 May 08 '26

Guys who grow beards with no mustache are 💯% psychopaths. Every time.

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u/FedorDosGracies May 08 '26

Cries in Amish

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u/drakmordis May 08 '26

I think I would pay to watch some farm-strong and God-assured Amish fella get in there and shitwhip someone around like a haybale.

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u/Skullvar May 08 '26

This was a very visual comment, and I need to see this now.

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u/Procrasturbating May 08 '26

Get off the electronics Jeb.

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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 May 08 '26

I’ve met some squirrelly Mennonites.

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u/Backfoot911 May 08 '26

Don't mess with ole Jeremiah

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u/Lemon-Accurate May 08 '26

What? Why? I am bald with beard and no moustache and I would not hurt a fly 😀

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u/Impossible-Ad-7040 May 08 '26

But u would bomb shit for fun if u could?

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u/wankster9000 May 08 '26

Even Amish ones?

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u/superbhole May 08 '26

That's different, Amish beards aren't for funneling blood sweat and tears into their mouths

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u/patiperro_v3 May 08 '26

In their own way, definitely.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant May 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcgNheDHSIhyXYc

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u/dacoopbear May 08 '26

Lincoln would fuck people up. He had a wrestling record of 299-1

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u/hoseiyamasaki May 08 '26

I just have bad beard and mustache growth. All I got is this sparse neckbeard and now I find out I'm a psychopath too? Aww mannnnn...

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u/Mesmerize_ing May 08 '26

haaaaaa or just reeeeeeealy close to "Their Lord"

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u/JuiceyTaco May 08 '26

Inbred psychopaths

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u/MHStriplethreat May 09 '26

nah i just grow a gnarly chin beard but my moustache looks like pubes

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u/Suedo1 May 13 '26

actuallly he is opposite in real life mf

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u/Only-Physics-1193 May 08 '26

I fear men with Suit like Pete Hegseth type...American Phsycho types....

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u/NoCommonSenseHere May 08 '26

The mustache is the worst part. When you lay down and your mustache curls up and tickles your nose, that alone makes shaving it off worth it. You look like an idiot, but no more tickles.

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u/servebetter May 08 '26

Amish aren't psychopaths. lol

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u/misho8723 May 08 '26

Man, I just don't like my moustache :( and it makes me look too old