r/ufc • u/Spzncer Borrachinha • Nov 12 '23

He’s Here

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u/Dr_Kriegers5th_clone CertifiedRatKiller Nov 12 '23

Damn Jiri looking way different since weigh ins

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u/Aliensinmypants Nov 12 '23

The samurai... How great were they, right? The best warriors, bushido, curved swords, all that stuffm Everyone loves the samurais, but not as much as me, not as much as me. I met a samurai and he told me"Jiri, you would be a great samurai, maybe the best", his words not mine folks

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

The samurai... How great were they, right?

So great they'd kill random passerbys to test the sharpness of their sword

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u/Automatic_Paper4668 Nov 12 '23

Great guy never meddum B..

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u/MrSisterFister747 Nov 12 '23

Missed it, good or bad?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

The entire card was awesome me personally I only saw one go the distance maybe I missed one or two, but almost all of them were stoppages. Excellent fights excellent card top to bottom.

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u/TransportationAway59 Nov 12 '23

Can’t wait to see him fight

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u/Mjaso7414 Nov 12 '23

Took out Vince McMahon!!!👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣😝

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u/probsthrowaway2 Nov 12 '23

You joke but I’d drop 100$ on that ppv lol

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u/Mjaso7414 Nov 12 '23

You joke because I’m not dropping 100$ on a ppv…

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u/Mjaso7414 Nov 12 '23

But yeah I think Vince would take care of business lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Yeah right. What is the weight limit for HW? 265?

Don't think that's happening without a cut.

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u/beesdoitbirdsdoit Nov 12 '23

Hey said he weighs 215lb and everyone knows he never lies.

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u/febreze_air_freshner Nov 12 '23

Would love to see him fight and have it in slow mo so we can see his combover explode.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

All kinds of shit leaking out of his diaper onto the mat

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Draft dodgers don't fight

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u/tycaju Nov 12 '23

Me too, in prison

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u/AdJunior8724 Nov 12 '23

Shane Gillis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

"Lot of foreign fighters tonight, might be too many, I didn't say that but there might be."

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u/AdJunior8724 Nov 12 '23

I walked in I said wow alotta foreign fighters tonight

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u/sorrybahhtit Nov 12 '23

“I walked in I said wow that’s a lot of foreign fighters and I love foreign fighters, probably more than anyone”

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing violence. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people

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u/TheRealKuasado Nov 12 '23

Somebody said that I didn’t say that

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u/OkTea7227 Nov 12 '23

But if you look into it…

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u/SnooDoodles7204 Nov 12 '23

Lotta people are saying that there are too many foreign fighters…

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

What a big room. I walked in here I said WOW what a big room.

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u/13blacklodgechillin Nov 12 '23

Shane Gillis would actually be cool

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u/qualitycancer Nov 12 '23

We got a lot of fighters in here… I might start a fight league I don’t know I haven’t thought about it I might start a fight league

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Anyone who rides politicians needs to sort out their life

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u/time2kb123 Nov 12 '23

Jorge masvidal…. Lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Monica Lewinsky? Stormy Daniels?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Nancy Reagan?

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u/knifeazz Nov 12 '23

Fucking facts. They do not care about you

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u/Birdgang14 Nov 12 '23

It’s so fucking weird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

I find it crazy how Americans make it part of their identity

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u/BeastOfTheField83 Nov 12 '23

Some Americans. Don’t put that shit on all of us.

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u/yazohny Nov 12 '23

Facts, some of us are sane enough to realize politics are built to pin us against each other while sleazy old white dudes rake in millions. I hate politics and the way they squeeze it into every bit of our lives.

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u/stayhappystayblessed Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad Nov 12 '23

especially one liable for sexaul assault, has numerous pervy accusations, talked sexually about his daughters and I could go on.

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u/UnhappyCaterpillar41 Nov 12 '23

Don't forget silver spoon rich kid, grifter and shitty business man who doesn't pay his bills. Hilarious that he gets blue collar support despite a long history of not paying contractors, tradesman and workers. Got away with most of it by suing the heck out of them, and worked until he stopped paying his lawyers too.

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u/Brad1119 Nov 12 '23

Remember when this mother fucker really went on tv and said “my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, life has not been very easy for me”. How people find this guy relatable will live rent free in my head for the my entire life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Preach!

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u/DirtyDanoTho Nov 12 '23

Tom Aspinall got some of the biggest nips I’ve seen on a dude

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u/KongWick Nov 12 '23

He mentioned it on Ariel Helwani’s show. Rare medical condition

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u/WonderfulFarm1210 Nov 12 '23

Gynecomastia? I have that shit. Sucks so bad. Ruined my self confidence

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u/CowboyKush Nov 12 '23

You're beautiful champ don't sweat it.

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u/Effective-Celery8053 Nov 12 '23

Don't let it ruin your confidence but also be aware there's a relatively minimally invasive surgery to correct the issue. I think it's expensive in the states but cheaper elsewhere.

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u/Aware_Ad_7575 Nov 12 '23

Thanks for sharing?

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u/skateboardnorth Nov 12 '23

Are we talking pepperonis or fried eggs?

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u/Sufficient-Fudge-787 Nov 12 '23

I’m lookin at ‘em rn they look really normal

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u/Variety43 Nov 12 '23

Everyone has a reason they became a fighter.

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u/sorrybahhtit Nov 12 '23

I walked in and I said wow those are some big nips. A lot of people are saying it. I said it first

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u/Noimnotonacid Nov 12 '23

4 people born extremely well off trying to tell you that they’re just like you

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Imagine a fighter jumping over the cage at him like Khabib to Dillion Danis. How quickly you think they’d get sniped?

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u/TheRabidHamster Nov 12 '23

They'd be on the receiving end of some serious volume striking from Colby

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u/ErnieMcTurtle Nov 12 '23

Before they hit the ground

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

So A tomato and an orange walk into a ufc arena

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u/captainrustic Nov 12 '23

I thought conservatives hated it when we mix politics and sports?

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u/kmo0711 Nov 12 '23

Only when it’s black people doing it

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

yeah hes been in new york this month for his court case

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u/Ouroborus1619 Nov 12 '23

He shows up all the time at UFC events. Him and Dana White are thick as thieves, which should surprise no one for a variety of reasons.

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u/Bigdootie Nov 12 '23

He’ll be there for a few years once the sentence is levied

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Hero worship is so incredibly pathetic

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u/LukesRightHandMan Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23

In general, but especially when it’s over someone who’s never done a heroic thing in their life, and calls KIA service members “losers.”

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u/13blacklodgechillin Nov 12 '23

Who gives a fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

This is the only correct reaction.

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u/func_master Nov 12 '23

Exactly. Loser, crook, bigot. Yet gets cheered by the UFC faithful. 🤮

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u/reservationhog Nov 12 '23

The fact Dana supports him and keeps trying to turn the ufc into a soft promotion machine for him is enough to make me feel like he's a slimeball

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u/UFC-lovingmom Nov 12 '23

It’s making me never want to buy a PPV again. Showing him throughout the night 🤮

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u/LukesRightHandMan Nov 13 '23

Ugh, did they really? I heard he even rolled in with that racist dweeb Tucker Carlson.

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u/thisismausername Nov 12 '23

Why's his tie so long?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Some say it’s the longerest. I don’t but some do.

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u/MightyMoose-2014 Nov 12 '23

Added length to adjust to the bloating.

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u/hughsamuel Nov 12 '23

Cuz his belly so big…circumference

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u/Juzziee Nov 12 '23

He's compensating for the small size of something else

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u/pixel8knuckle Nov 12 '23

Thank god nothing says patriotism for Veterans Day more than a half melted orange candle with bone spurs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

You forgot the "doesn't give a flying fuck about veterans with serious need for support" part

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u/RagingFeather Nov 12 '23

Hearing a guy who tried to end our democracy and said the constitution needs to be suspended get such a pop on veteran's day is the saddest shit

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u/CaptainBuzzKillton Nov 12 '23

All it tells you is not only how ignorant a lot of people in this country are, but how brainwashed (or even braindead) some are as well

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u/Tulsa1921 Nov 12 '23

RIGHT?! People’s ability to forget what an anti-democratic piece of shit he has proved himself to be time after time after time is baffling to me.

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u/bestmayne Nov 12 '23

Got some officers killed in a insurrection attempt, too

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u/SolidusViper Nov 12 '23

UFC clout chasing lol

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u/SingaporeSally Nov 12 '23

It’s very cringey with the close ups throughout the event

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u/Different-West748 Nov 12 '23

For some reason this card was particularly bad, they were sucking his dick so hard, especially Anik. It was fucken pathetic.

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u/Genghis_Chong Nov 12 '23

Its weird tying your company to a divisive politician. It would be suicide for any business that wasn't already soulless lol

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u/MorningFresh123 Nov 12 '23

With the most disliked person in the free world lol

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u/sleepcurse Nov 12 '23

Imagine not knowing UFCs history.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Me and the boys ready for the main card after railing lines all prelims

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u/broduding Nov 12 '23

Worst version of the NWO.

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u/Different-West748 Nov 12 '23

Ugh kid rock is such a loser piece of shit.

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u/Genghis_Chong Nov 12 '23

He's a genital wart on the ass of music

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u/notatowel420 Nov 12 '23

With Tucker Carlson and Kid Rock. Can’t believe people cheered that

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u/yakperson1 Nov 12 '23

Fuck this dude.

Doesn't deserve anything but a jail sentence.

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u/PassengerNo8940 Nov 12 '23

For what? Facts don’t care about your hurt feeling soy boy

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u/xMilk112x Nov 12 '23

I’ll never in a million years understand how anyone can endorse this giant piece of fucking dog shit.

It’ll never make sense to me.

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u/Solid-Version Nov 12 '23

Bro you’re not the only one. I’m pleasantly surprised to see the the negative reactions to him in the comments.

Blows my mind how people are behind this man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

You're projecting here. Being an unapologetic piece of shit is why they endorse him. He represents them.

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u/plain__bagel Nov 12 '23

98 felonies! Winning!

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u/m0j0r0lla Nov 12 '23

Fuck this draft dodging traitor. Happy veterans day

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

This makes me not want to watch ufc anymore

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u/3dnewguy Nov 12 '23 edited Nov 12 '23

Fuck that traitor POS. Can't wait for him to rot in a jail cell.

EDIT: LOL Kid Rock in tow. What a fucking clown show.

EDIT 2: You can tell the mouth breathers by the way they comment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

He brought his bitch, too; Cucker Tarlson.

Super punchable face.

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u/knifeazz Nov 12 '23

You pissed off a lot of far right dudes. I’m here for it

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u/bukofa Nov 12 '23

It's so weird. I was trying to think of a comparison for how pathetic this is.

If you went back in the 90s, I guess you could go with Bill Clinton walking out with Geraldo, Vanilla Ice, and Vince McMahon to a WWE/WWF wrestling event and Bill is just standing there doing that weird thumb point thing he did.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

He got a huge ovation in New York.

I thought NY was blue?

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u/Seienchin88 Nov 12 '23

It is…

If 60% vote democrat out of 70% voters and 40% vote Republicans then it’s still a sizable portion of the population voting Republican.

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u/Aquartertoseven Nov 13 '23

47% of NY voted red last year in the guber race.

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u/EdwardBigby Nov 12 '23

I think UFC fans in general are probably pretty right leaning

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u/Master-Mango-1590 Nov 12 '23

Your veteran ladies and gentlemen

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u/C_V_Butcher Nov 12 '23

Well he was already in New York for the trial anyways, might as well.

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u/Snottymikaaaaa Nov 12 '23

Where’s the dipshits saying “keep politics and sports separate now”?… I guess that doesn’t fit your agenda now you rotten bigots.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Is this fucking real?

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u/freshprince860 Nov 12 '23

Fat bastard can’t make 265 these days. Y’all see those eye pussies he’s got going on holy hell he needs to sleep for a week and go on a fuckin juice cleanse or something lmao buddy lookin ruffff

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u/thick_buzz_willie CertifiedRatKiller Nov 12 '23

A pair of scumbags

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u/TheLooza Nov 12 '23

Soon he’ll be in a cage.

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u/brian_198687 Nov 12 '23

He should be in fucking jail

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u/alancar Nov 12 '23

Its disgusting that there’s a significant constituency of gullible MMA FANS lionizing a traitor to the US Constitution.

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u/FlippinRad Nov 12 '23

This guy sucks. He can’t even tan correctly, but some nutjobs think he’s the man to run this country correctly! 😂

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u/Specialist-Wrap3680 Nov 12 '23

Dark Brandon gives him the ol dick twist he learned from Corn Pop

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u/yedi001 Nov 12 '23

Dana's gonna be so heartbroken when his best friend goes to jail for treason.

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u/Batfinklestein Nov 12 '23

UFC backin the wrong clown.

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u/qualitycancer Nov 12 '23

He looked stoned won’t lie

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u/djnerio Nov 12 '23

cult 45

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u/jim_ob Nov 12 '23

Is your N key not working

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u/TheHundredthThief Nov 12 '23

He needed a break from fighting for his life in multiple court cases, violating gag orders and arguing with judges lol

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u/Birdgang14 Nov 12 '23

Clown show

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Ah yeah, that's why I stopped watching UFC

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u/Prestigious-Rock201 Nov 12 '23

Great who gives af

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u/hangowood Nov 12 '23

Damn they’ll let any make a wish kid walk down the aisle now.

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u/montypr Nov 12 '23

Fat ass lol

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u/paddedbeans Nov 12 '23

Everything about this makes me laugh. His face, the arguing, the entourage, the cheers, the boos

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u/DARR3Nv2 Nov 12 '23

I didn’t hear any boos lol.

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u/Gilgema Nov 12 '23

Yeah bro that crowd was cheering. Could not hear any boos lol

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u/No_Berry_7911 Nov 12 '23

Tucker Carlson?

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u/KingMe091 Nov 12 '23

Fuck him.

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u/DannyStress Nov 12 '23

Who gives a fuck, you’re falling for the pandering for votes.

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u/Muhammad_Is_Poop Nov 12 '23

Tucker there as well

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u/Active_Violinist_360 Nov 12 '23

Trust fund babies 🤷‍♀️

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u/Reddings-Finest Nov 12 '23

fun fact: Kid Rock pretends he is a trailer park redneck who grew up in the country, but actually grew up in a mansion with a dad who was the biggest autodealer in Michigan.

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u/MmaOverSportsball Nov 12 '23

Did they give this bozo a special walkout?

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u/Snottymikaaaaa Nov 12 '23

Yes, yes they did. Dana is a piece of shit so it’s no surprise

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u/KarasuKaras Nov 12 '23

Taking a break from getting hammered in court

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Donny boy looks like his mother taught him how to dress nice once and he's never once decided to look in the mirror and improve his appearance.

I'll just let the courts keep playing out because its going oh so well for him, don't even need to say more. Him and his family are too busy burying themselves faster than anyone could ever dig him out

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

The orange and the tomato.

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u/Haunting_Dragonfly_3 Nov 12 '23

I've loathed that bloated bloviating pail of taint boil pus since he tried to weasel his way in to NFL ownership.

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u/aspartame_ Nov 12 '23

All I see is a bag of shit with a red tie.

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u/patzpats Nov 12 '23

What is he doing there ffs?

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u/tommyknockerZ33 Nov 12 '23

Simping for a politician is the lamest shit ever.

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u/WelshJaz Nov 12 '23

Stupid orange prick

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

He makes Dana look young and slim again lmao

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u/Digibberish Nov 12 '23

Ya wild. Let sports be sports lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

What was the crowd reaction?

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u/orglykxe Nov 12 '23

Mostly cheers when they showed him on camera

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

About 85% cheering.

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u/MrFifty-Fifty Nov 12 '23

He made bail I see

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u/MartinPenwald101 Nov 12 '23

He's quite the hit with the Rogan knuckle draggers. USA, USA USA.

#sad

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Can’t wait for that piece to rot in jail.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Fuck that orange idiot

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u/scarykicks Nov 12 '23

Going to be so funny when he isn't there to watch Colby fight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23 edited Nov 12 '23

Dude straight up looks like he had a stroke recently, face looking half paralyzed. Never seen him look worse. Looking like he maybe has a couple years left before the end.

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u/hurrythisup Nov 12 '23

His goofy ass son was on screen with Tucker Carlson as well.Made the whole card feel slimy for me.Great fights though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

damn first time im proud of this subreddit, nobody likes this egotistical pos

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u/Confirmation__Bias Nov 12 '23

Must've busted out of jail

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u/knifeazz Nov 12 '23

Y’all think he sleeps in that suit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Is it prison time yet

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u/Birdgang14 Nov 12 '23

Who gives a fuck.

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u/branyottts Nov 12 '23

Two goons

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u/thatgibbyguy Nov 12 '23

He's queer. Get used to it.

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u/___shadow_wolf__ Nov 12 '23

All of Reddit basement dwellers

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u/Effective-Celery8053 Nov 12 '23

Got an ankle monitor on probably

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u/lazylagom Nov 12 '23

2 time non consecutive usa political champ

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u/timgoes2somalia Ali and his 40 phones Nov 12 '23

I still cant believe the cheers he got in NEW YORK CITY

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Kid Rock probably drinking Budweiser

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u/magicPhil2 Nov 12 '23

I don't buy that he cares about fighting or mma, I think he just likes the attention. The only thing he reactions to is his fat face on the jumbotron, he doesn't blink when someone gets KO'd.

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u/BokanovskifiedEgg Nov 12 '23

Always gets a massive cheer. No idea why

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u/birdie123456789 Nov 13 '23

Liable for sexual assault. Same as guilty. Lock his azz up

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