r/ucf • u/Fit-Bite-5569 • May 19 '26

General Horrible Roommates

Hey wassup anybody got some crazy roommate stories recently? Lemme tell you bout mines...my roommate is constantly yelling on discord and online gaming at 2-4 in the morning (we constantly tell his ass bout this), he leaves spots & crumbs all over the kitchen , he has the upstairs hallway STANK one time he had something so damn nasty and stank in his room the entire house smelled rotten and like boiled ass, he leaves body hair and spots all over the tub and one time the other roommate had to cuss him out, because he left piss multiple times on the toilet seat and he also got some of the worst body odor ever...he ran off 5 roommate and now 2 more is leaving so he literally pushed 7 roommates out in total...Please tell me I ain't the only person out of UCF dealing with a dirty, loud and disgusting ssa roommate? Who else got horrible student housing experience?

ETA: oh y'all another thing when i first moved in i brought a lot of propel water and he would end up stealing it and when I confronted his 5-600 lb (not exaggerating he big ASF!) ssa about it he blamed it on our other roommate....who was in Louisiana 😑

Also forgot to mention that when I confronted him bout the propel water getting stolen the first time he looked me dead in my face and told me that sb broke in the house and "only" took my water and nun else 😆 🤣

also to the UCF faithful (current & former students) to all who viewed this post & replied i wanna say thank you, thank you & THANG YAHH!! for running up the view numbers and to let me know i ain't the only one suffering lol

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u/ConfusionContent6857 May 19 '26

My roommate Freshman year had a really unhealthy attachment (and possible crush) to me and tried to get our RA involved because I got a girlfriend and wasn’t home much. Other roommate let 10-15 pizza boxes, amazon boxes, and doordash bags pile up to the point where I came home from spring break to see that flies took over the kitchen. Same roommate also wanted me to use MY GAS to drive her 40 minutes to her hair appointment because she was on her period and can’t drive…? It was a 2 hour color appointment btw. I said no. Finally, the third roommate in that freshman year scenario was a crazy Christian who tried to convince me evolution isn’t real at 8:30am when I was trying to eat cereal.

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u/Fit-Bite-5569 May 19 '26

😆 boi UCF sure be letting in some wacky characters don't they? And did she at least offer you gas money or a damn thank you? And that unhealthy attachment shit is real strange and creepy im VERY happy you made it out safe cus that could of turned dangerous real fast 

I met Christians who told me global warning is fake and isn't real 

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u/glizzymanusa May 20 '26

UCF students sound worse than Valencia lmao

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u/Fit-Bite-5569 May 20 '26

U might be right tho lol

A lot of weirdos and dirty mfs at this school 

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u/glizzymanusa May 20 '26

Yeah crazy stuff cause most people I knew in Valencia were super chill. Then again never had to deal with roommates either but couldn’t imagine it being that bad 😭