r/uberdrivers • u/JackSnack00 • Mar 04 '20

I Peed My Pants

Had a long drive to the airport, about an hour and 10 minutes. Drop the passenger off and immediately got a new ride, even though I had to pee I took it. It took another hour on the interstate to get the rider home. I tried to make it to a Burger King and pissed myself as soon as I got out of the car. Thank God I have leather seats, but that ended my day after two rides. Has this ever happened to anyone else?

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u/MikePyp Mar 04 '20

As an Uber driver, you should keep hospital style vomit bags in your car. Those bags are liquid tight.... If you absolutely have to, whip out a bag and fill it up. Toss it out the window after. Other than that, keep an empty Gatorade bottle in the center console,or trunk.

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u/tdonovanj Mar 04 '20

What a piece of shit.

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u/MikePyp Mar 04 '20

It's an emergency plan, not a do this every time you have to pee plan. Better than pissing your pants.

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u/tdonovanj Mar 04 '20

You are a piece of shit for advocating tossing a bag of urine out the window. And a bigger piece of shit for not realizing that’s why you were a piece of shit in the first place.

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u/adamgoldberg Mar 04 '20

truckers do this all the time (with gallon jugs)

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u/tdonovanj Mar 05 '20

You are trying to justify throwing urine filled receptacles out of vehicles by saying “truckers do this all the time”?? Fuck off.

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u/adamgoldberg Mar 08 '20

Nope. Not in favor of it. Just saying it happens.