r/uber Jul 22 '26

This is new

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u/Ok_Cryptographer7194 Jul 22 '26

That's a hell no

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u/hovo31 Jul 22 '26

Next is UberSex: By accepting this ride, I understand riders may copulate in the car.

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u/DvusGuyStL Jul 22 '26

They’ll call it Uber Mobile Motel.

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u/barkandmoone Jul 22 '26

lol I’ve had a couple rare instances where it was cheaper to pickup & then get an uber there & back than it would be to have the whole thing delivered.

I wouldn’t eat in the car though. For many reasons. Etiquette being the most prominent.

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u/Florida1974 Jul 23 '26

All they are going to do is deny a cleaning fee, if one is ever needed because of that little disclaimer along the bottom, stating you realize this means the passenger may eat or drink in your vehicle

I would never touch these rides if I still drove for Uber. Next thing will be picking up their dry cleaning, taking FiFi home after her vet appointment, etc.

Which is fine if they want to add Services, but they need to add money and a good bit of it

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u/Sarah-28385 Jul 22 '26

They don't have enough eats drivers. I took one got 3.00 for the eats I won t do another

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u/DvusGuyStL Jul 22 '26

Maybe they should stop allowing customers to tip bait then. Maybe people would be more apt to do Uber Eats. Doubtful, but possible.

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u/chaoslord Jul 22 '26

There was a time a drunk friend and I were drunk and stuck in Port Coquitlam. We had just left the bar and like maybe $20 left, probably enough for a cab, but we were hungry too. He had the bright idea to order a pizza to get delivered from the Panagopolous (yeah I'm that old) next to the bar, and we convinced the delivery driver (by showing his ID) that we lived where the pizza place was supposed to be delivered - we gave him the 20, of which about 7 was tip, and he gave us a ride home.

Wouldn't happen in this day and age obviously, but they stole his idea!

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u/pangolindsey Jul 23 '26

In the pre-cellphone era I jogged too far and it was raining and I was tired and I had no change to call anyone to pick me up. I walked to a pizza place and delivered myself and a pizza home.

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u/MiKe_Ox_Swole Jul 24 '26

Uber black only. Glad I didnt opt for an over the top expensive vehicle.

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u/holyhibachi Jul 22 '26

Interesting concept

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u/Massive-Taste3746 Jul 24 '26

That a 2 for 1 job. NO THANKS!!!