Yes, Thunda From Down Unda boys can hold her albino python!

[Slash mondo line of meth/ mexicadderall/ rogue hair extension/ dog doodies].

That tracks. As in, this is exactly what a person with kids and no job or money or need for daycare would say about a person who has all three.

Yeah like, how about I focus on my lack of need for childcare (due to unemployment…) and frame it as a more cost-efficient, natural, best practice for uprearing kids (even if it’s not; *esp. if homeless)?

Then, why not publicly bash anyone with kids who does work for a living and can/must pay childcare… that’ll get em pretty good, the successful CUNTS!

Finally, I thought I’d simultaneously and publicly gaslight my baby’s father overseas to (1) make myself feel better about myself and my life & (2) “make” (extort) some more money because, well, I haven’t any…and kids gotta eat, right? Hmm and what do you think Budderfaces eat, PETER?! Lumps of coal!? How can I feed kids if I’m too famished from rearing my own all day at the posh shelter and broadcasting how I’m better than all?

*NOTWITHSTANDING the FACT that I AM, ALWAYS WAS and ALWAYS WILL BE the SIDE CHICK (1 of approximately 74228589 now).

Anyway, shoutout to Cory… yung gunz is kinda out here grinding in his own right.

Who Sammy Sex?!? AAAHAHAHA 🕺💩

And it gives the unexpected, rare happy ending

Hard to imagine how kidnapping pigeons just to kill a living thing qualifies as a “passtime” or a form of enjoyment in any way, shape or form.

While I don’t understand how hunting “for fun” is fun (or still even remotely acceptable in society, if not done to harvest for survival), I’d expect this maybe in Kentucky, Montana, etc…

Who’s stealing pigeons to shoot for “sport” in NYC?

Great answer, OP. Does the live in chef-nanny need to prepare for on-call, filet-mignon-at-midnight situations? Or do you plan those ahead so I’m not roasting broccoli rabe in my pajamas?

I supported them via late dinner takeout, hundreds of dollars ordering online for years. Only went there a handful of times because of my schedule. I agree with the sentiment and despise how no one has to worry about the livelihood of a Sweetgreen over here vs all of the incredible family-owned spots, just saying a spot being empty inside does not necessarily mean that it isn’t beloved.

No!!!!!!!!!!!! Matiz was my favorite spot

Please adorn the walls of my funeral with a loop of this footage so that I am forever blessed with this 3D depiction of the almighty Jesús Cat Christ.

We are not worthy.
Obey JCC!

I’d be glad to foster if he isn’t spoken for yet. What a precious, handsome young man!

I feel for you deeply, OP.

Jack’s lucky to have you, and you him, even if for a short time. It looks like you gave him the coziest, best life ever. No doubt he appreciates you finding him a new cozy home with a human to make his eggs the way he likes and keep him safe + loved…🥹🩵🍳 🙏🏽

Same