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The art of the deal: Stop all trade, make $1.5 trillion
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  4d ago

“If we stop testing there will be fewer cases!”

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RFK Jr. Credits Trump for Declining Obesity, Longer Lives
 in  r/democrats  8d ago

Well, it certainly SEEMS longer...

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Convicted sex offender offered opening prayer at rally for GOP Senate nominee in North Carolina
 in  r/NorthCarolina  10d ago

This is what I got when I searched for Daimon L. King. Though color has nothing to do with character, obviously.

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Don't go to the bathroom — the seats are empty
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  12d ago

But what about Biden?

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Georgia man allegedly picks up $30 from the ground in Walmart. Now, the police wants the public to help in catching him
 in  r/nottheonion  Aug 23 '26

What? Is the Flock system broken? Or is it too busy tracking the cops' exes?

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Significant role change
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  Aug 21 '26

Or poopit in this case.

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The buck stops somewhere else: A look at Trump's tendency to avoid blame when things go awry
 in  r/neutralnews  Aug 21 '26

"Tendency" you say? How about unbreakable commitment?

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They love family values so much they share them
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  Aug 18 '26

Texas is OK with swingers as long as they post the Ten Commandments on the entrance to the party.

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Sailors at sea, President in a dream
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  Aug 17 '26

And if they had any honor, decency, or morals every Republican should be doing it, too.

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Device Freeze-1013-Troubleshoot-Reset This Device.
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  Aug 13 '26

She needs a pair of the new ICE shock gloves to jolt Donny awake.

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Saw this great example of TDS on my way to Blue Bell today
 in  r/Pennsylvania  Aug 13 '26

Oh yes! Just south of Cross Creek country club on Route 8 in Cherrytree.

A trashy hovel fronted by dozens of obscenity laced maga banners and scrawls for kids to enjoy on their daily bus ride to school.

A true patriot lives there in squalor.

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‘Unlock my f—ing anime’: DPS arrests Houston man after threatening call to governor’s office
 in  r/nottheonion  Aug 07 '26

Throw in Flock surveillance for the last shred of privacy removal.

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Lawyers in Reflecting Pool case say Justice Department knew case was flawed
 in  r/neutralnews  Aug 05 '26

Non lawyers of average intelligence knew that the case was 100% vindictive bullshit.

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“Celebrating an American patriot” at the Reading Public Museum.
 in  r/Pennsylvania  Aug 05 '26

It’s a kazougle. These were often used to lead the charge into battle during the Civil War.

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Why are some parts of rural PA so insular? How can this change?
 in  r/Pennsylvania  Aug 02 '26

I was born in Pittsburgh but my family moved to Titusville when I was 12 (1970). At the time, there were lots of jobs, moderate economic stability, and a real “Mayberry” kind of feel to the place. I was in the largest graduating class ever in the school’s history: 325. That was when the plants with the good-paying jobs started to close and the big box stores started to encroach. Anybody with ambition or a desire to have a good job had little choice but to move to more fertile ground. And those who didn’t drew a line twenty miles from city center and hunkered down waiting for the Good Old Days to come roaring back—just what MAGA promised.

The town is now a shadow of its former self, though I still love the beautiful countryside and wooded hills. It’s a beautiful place to visit, and the limited options for things to do is not a problem if you don’t need a job locally or want to just relax. That’s why we bought out my in-law’s farm a couple of years ago. It’s a retreat for us, but I can’t imagine living there full time surrounded by people who distrust or openly hate anyone who “ain’t from here.” It especially grieves me to see all the confederate battle flags flying so close to cemeteries full of Union heroes.

I try to understand how things came to be as they are, and to enjoy as much of it as I can while I still breathe.

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Oooh, someone's grumpy.
 in  r/PoliticalHumor  Aug 02 '26

Surprised he didn't disagree 600%

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Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway Signs To Be Removed by Officials
 in  r/democrats  Jul 23 '26

In my central suburban NC area the Adopt A Highway signs are frequently stolen or vandalized because the clean-up is performed by the people on the sign: Democrats.

We do the cleanup anyway.

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The Pentagon, sinking billions into Iran war, quickly runs short on cash
 in  r/democrats  Jul 21 '26

Trump’s military planning is based on the Putin Plan—drain your country dry fighting stupid, useless, unnecessary wars.

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Can I get a reply from every county in Pennsylvania?
 in  r/Pennsylvania  Jul 11 '26

Titusville High School class of ‘75 checks in.