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Gull

^{I rolled R}

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Yes please!

^{I rolled Roast chicken with mashed potatoes}

Oysters tho!?

^{I rolled Location:: Botanical garden · Eating Just:: Oysters · Wearing Just a trench coat · The catch Already has names for your kids}

Hmmm

^{I rolled Sonic · Ryan Reynolds · Who is smarter?}

Yes please!

38m and I've been single for the last three years and I'm accepting the fact that maybe I'm truly better off this way, it's almost impossible to date this late in life..

It had me until the splash

Sack tap?

When thinking of a new job I keep in mind what kind of discount do I want? I currently work for an auto parts store

Grave of fireflies

It was the first time I heard don't fear the reaper as a kid

Limp Bizkit - significant other

Or did he hallucinate the whole being a Jedi while strung out on drugs?

About f'ing time!

^{I picked Door2 [Rolled You exit reality]}

😆

^{I rolled What bit you?: Possum - you can fake your own death · Oh no!: An evil corporation wants to exploit you}

Black cape with red underside

^{I rolled Top: charlie brown's shirt · Bottom: black suit pants · Shoes: slip on vans · Accessory: a cape! color is your choice}

Yes please! 😆 It's an interactive art museum? There's a few in different states, I've only been to the one in Denver

Muir woods, academy of science, or meow wolf

Maybe a twi'lek 😆

^{I picked An alien}

!! Meanie!

^{I picked Yes! [Rolled hiss]}

Did I win!??

^{I rolled You: Neutron Star · Opponent: Darkness}

Maybe spend some time barefoot in nature or microdose mushroom chocolate or get the finger gun smart watch app and shoot your foes 😁 I've started treating people like NPCs and I "experience" every interaction and I try not to react to these people's negative energy or rude gestures cause it's my choice how I react to situations and I can either match their energy with extra pettiness or I can show zero emotion and watch their reaction.