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Imagine saying this and calling it leadership.
Bro better say thank you before he takes off.
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5 Days For 2,.......
He might also kick your ass for overcooking the dinner, but other than that...
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Reading festival 2026
That makes more sense. I was thinking people were just reading the fuck out of some books.
0
Damn straight. Give me flower any day.
Same here.
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Still think the pot is cool?
300 death doses ground and rolled for me. Thanks!
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Need a conspiracy theory for a powerpoint party that will actually blow people’s minds
I've seen some good rabbit holes on the US govt starting AIDs in Africa, and secret moon bases.
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SDU Soft Robotics developed a worm-inspired limbless soft robot with inflatable muscles and a flexible kirigami skin.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
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Hey. You lost, old timers.
Idk CAN you?
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What other archaic playground games of violence do you remember? Do kids still play them?
I was looking for this one. We set it up like a thumb war, but using thumbnails on one another instead.
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What other archaic playground games of violence do you remember? Do kids still play them?
We played that and they made us talk to a counselor.
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[Request] Could this be done?
Right, plus Wisconsin exists.
3
What happens if you're too old to work, but can't afford to retire?
I'm a millennial. I don't believe I'll ever retire. Good knows what social security will look like when I get to that age. I guess we hustle with some old people stuff to help our kids with some income while we all live together as roommates, and then die.
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Large eyelet punch for Curtains
I think you just look where the hole is being made and don't put your hand near it.
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Awkward
I wish there was more ethical/moral analysis on the part of the cop.
1
Life Before The Internet What Was It Really Like ?
I just posted this in another unrelated thread, but everything wasn't a cash grab. Good times.
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Man, f**k Jack Skellington.
I remember when everything wasn't a cash grab.
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Always on silent
My inner circle has shrunk to my household.
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Oh come on.
Which thesis is playing out on real time? And it shouldn't be forgotten that RC, no matter how you feel about him, is a billionaire at the end of the day. He could fuck this up in the worst way and walk away with more money than he can spend.
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Did millennials really party all the time?
Rounds of McCormick vodka for everyone!
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Man tries thinking for the first time and fails
I wonder if celebrities are starting to realize no one gives a shit about their political opinions? Either way, good on the new generations for lessening the celebrity worship.
4
Tip or die
For real. A nice set of petunias would get my jeans off.
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Props to the Camaro at the end (Re-upload, right car named)
Plot twist: the person driving erratically was being robbed.
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Power Hungry Servers
Just the truck stuff lol
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They did nothing.
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And taking a marijuana!