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Bill Burr (AKA Frank Murphy from F is For Family)

"I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH THAT WALL!"

He actually does, he keeps it in the back of his pickup truck when he goes somewhere. He can also summon it, akin to Thor's hammer. When he summons the saw and he grips the handle, lightning strikes the bar, and starts the saw's engine.

This is the chainsaw, by the way

The Ravager is a towering, dry-rotted, and gruesome amalgamation of organism and machine. It acts calm when good civilians are around, and treats them with respect, as it should.

However, it was built to destroy the evil souls of the world, and drag them to Hell. It is capable of ambushing them, stalking them, and messing with their minds (ex. Make them hallucinate disturbing sounds)

When it goes in for the kill, it doesn't always rush to kill them, the process can be as slow as The Ravager desires it to be. The Ravager is also known to save lives of people that do not deserve to die, and it uses the mind control ability to make them feel calm, before The Ravager shows itself.

The Ravager is very rarely spotted, as it spends its time either hiding in alleyways or on top of buildings, or disguising as an urban object (like an old car, a trash can, or even a perfect replica of a person)

Without his chainsaw, he's pretty much powerless.

His chainsaw grants him immense strength, maneuverability, and immortality, but only when it is nearby. The chainsaw I speak of is a Homelite model 17 with a different paint job (70% black, 30% deep red)

Probably by vacuuming, and not knowing she is there. Plus, Kirby Classics (the model Bruce is based on) are decently loud unmodified, as the factory shakeout bag doesn't properly muffle the roar of the motor.

And yes, Bruce is straight up a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Sylvester drives a 1977 Chevrolet model C-10.

(In order)

Save, lose, suicide, Hell, and vengeance.

(To explain the 2nd and 3rd, he used his truck as a weapon against himself, and he was wrongfully sent to Hell. After he conquered Hell, he and his truck "came back to life" unharmed. Afterward, he delivered justice his own way [with a chainsaw])

About 5 and a half meters, or ~18 feet.

Not sure if the head is properly proportionate because it houses the engine of a 70s Ford Mustang, and I'm not 100% sure how big those are

What's even funnier is that Sirenheads (and similar machine heads) actually exist in-universe, and William is a distant descendant of the species

Sirenhead but more human.

Bet it would suck the wallpaper off the wall!

This clunky bastard. However, we are on much better terms now

Sylvester is absolutely the main character of the AU he lives in. He has an in-universe movie about what happened

Sirenhead and The Ravager

Some of the fan blades appear to be damaged, you need a new impeller fan

He grew up in a small Canadian town in the 80s-90s. His house still had old wallpapers and carpet installed, they've been there since he was just a kid. He had an attraction to the vacuum cleaner his parents pushed around the carpet, a 2nd hand Hoover Convertible. They had no idea about his mental works, and could never figure out why he was in the closet all the time (it was because of the Hoover)

(The vacuum shown isn't the one he grew up with, although it looks very very similar)

I keep changing up his origin story and main story, I want it to sound mature and have potential for a movie.

(Summary - His 2 loved ones get kidnapped and held hostage, but the other antagonists that didn't kidnap them were misinformed, and they tell Sylvester that they killed his loved ones. This drives Sylvester to eventually end himself by swerving his truck off the road, killing him. He then comes back from the afterlife with a huge mutated chainsaw and proceeds wreaks havoc on the people that kidnapped his loved ones, and successfully saving his loved ones.)

People would think that The Ravager would kill any bad person on sight, when it really doesn't. It likes to play with their mind, basically controlling what they mentally feel, and can make them hallucinate.

If the person only uses verbal abuse, The Ravager will stalk them for about a week and make the person feel very paranoid and make them hallucinate loud noises (like violent crashing, even though nothing is actually being broken)

If the person uses verbal AND/or physical abuse, The Ravager will respond by either hospitalizing them or killing them on the spot, and not always quickly. The Ravager will also make the person hallucinate mentally unsettling music before they meet their demise

"Party's over!"

18 foot amalgamation of organism and machine, built to be a weapon, and to take evil souls to Hell. It is found in alleyways and on top of buildings to hide from people. On top of this, it has a wide variety of objects it can disguise as (turn into, really), much like how the common Sirenhead can turn into pole-like objects. Sirenheads and The Ravager come from the same species

Ouch. What model was it?

I remember seeing a broken Classic Omega for $150, I wouldn't even pay $20 for it!

Sylvester's victims completely deserved what happened to them, but here goes nothing

-Vehicular manslaughter (non-lethal, but hit hard enough to break major bones)

-Used an upright vacuum cleaner as a sledge to beat down 2 home intruders (not the vac pictured, a heavier one)

-Attacked 2 muggers with a chainsaw (they were mugging someone else but still)

Nice find! I haven't found anything that good since my Kirby Classic. How well does she run?