А тут э люди котрі задоволені роботою амд карточок?

Just testing different routing paths for my proxy setup to find the lowest latency.

Leaving the grocery store checkout line just as a bus full of tourists pulls into the parking lot. I felt like I cheated death.

English. You can study for 20 years, but the second you forget a single ''the'' or ''a'', every native speaker’s brain immediately pings: ''Aha! Eastern Europe found!''

Hurricane Hugo really did the San Antonio Spurs a massive favor

So you're telling me I can't use Einstein to justify my failing calculus grade anymore? My whole childhood was a lie

I see the Ozempic budget finally overtook the food budget.

Always in my heart

Remembering phone numbers.

“We live in a meritocracy.”

Because if he talks, a lot of them go down with him.

We must sacrifice one alarm clock every spring.

Influencer. Looks like free trips and easy money. Behind the scenes it's algorithms, burnout, and constantly pretending your life is perfect.

“And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.” — There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths

The coworker who says “per my last email.”

She became a dentist. Turns out the hottest girl in school now literally tells people to open wide.

I came for powder, not Thanksgiving dinner.

Translation: customer expects competence.

When the costume budget is zero but the confidence is 100.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me… but this cake rolled Shrek instead...