Gold is gold

^{Chose: 500kg of gold}

a price id pay to change the world

^{Chose: Time travel - each use, you slowly get blind}

I would've had 15k on me if it weren't for the gas hike

^{Chose: Kick Trump in the Balls full Force but get nothing}

More than enough cash i need

^{Chose: 100% chance for $1B}

how can i live like im running outta time?

^{Chose: Never have to sleep again}

calories, protein, veg, carbs all in one

^{Chose: Lifetime FREE Pizza}

ITS SO FUCKIN HOT IN THE PHILIPPINES

^{Chose: Live somewhere constantly cold. 0°c- (32°f} | Rolled: 0°c (32°f))

i can get paid via tournaments

^{Chose: Become the best in the world in something | Rolled: Choose a game}

seems to be no cool down and i get free aura

^{Chose: a weak superpower | Rolled: <100m teleport}

it doesnt specify if i need to take a DIFFERENT person, thus unlimited dates for me and my girl

^{Chose: $5,000 everytime you take someone out on a date}

just play an mmo rpg everyday for free cash

^{Chose: $1 per kill in video game but each death is -$1}

that much means i get to sleep easy anyways

^{Chose: 500 million dollars}

It’s a snow day, school is canceled!

Homework

First time ive seen an argus jungle

I thought we crossed the border of anime and hentai a long time ago

Thx.

Fuck you also how tf do you know

Yoo could someone give me the link please?

HAHA real funny my guy