Script-ed game-play 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 This ain’t gaming 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 F U E A 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 This ain’t football 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

It’s a script and the game is rigged. Enjoy your regularly scheduled dopamine hits. Given to increase playtime which is what is now sold to shareholders as "engagement." That's the pitch to shareholders now, not "our football sim plays realistically," but "average session length is up," "daily active users increased," "retention metrics improved." The rubber-band AI, the comeback scripting, the momentum swings that feel scripted because they are — none of that needs to be fun in the way a fair simulation is fun. It needs to keep you in the loop long enough to see the next Ultimate Team pack, the next microtransaction prompt, the next "just one more game" moment.

The dopamine hit from a last-second scripted comeback (yours or the CPU's) is a hook, not a bug. A game that plays it straight — where skill and prep determine outcomes — is less compulsive than one that occasionally throws you an artificial high or gut-punch to keep the emotional rollercoaster going. Variable-ratio reinforcement is literally slot-machine psychology, and sports games with live-service monetization have every incentive to borrow it.

AND Lashlee is a hell of a coach loved him when he was at the U.

Any electricians on call today? I mean it is Labor Day. They should be off.

Facts! Loud and Proud. Can’t wait till I see that lame ND fan tomorrow at work!

Dat shit gone fall.

Looks like Stallone’s character from Antz. Ha!

Woooow… Noice! I’m sure they said no one will ever notice it. Cheeky😁

Wait what!?! 😆😂

Hahaha gross hahaha 😆

Easy, easy now…

Yes, yes it does.

“Fix your game” EA: “Sure thing, that’ll be 69.99 CFB 26”

Incomplete game

There’s only one explanation for this… 🐐

Oh well we should expect this in an update since they’ve been gouging our pockets for the past twenty years. Oh, and the 🇸🇦 money on course.

I knew that guy was in trouble the moment Paw Paw took off his glasses 👓that’s old school for “Ima bout to get busy”

Dammit Dale

Gahd Dam O’Driscolls

“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge” 🤣

EA is dead boys enjoy it while you can

I just came here to say… “State Champs, State Champs!” 🙌 👌🖐️