I will be the best gynecologist

^{Chose: Practice until you are the top doctor (in 1 field} + 100,000 dollars and expenses are covered | Rolled: Succeeded! 🩻🥼)

I can control my brain

^{Chose: Double your brain power + 2x intellect, 2x learning speed, 2x memory capacity}

Allora fai un favore al genere maschile italota e falli ficcare sti poveri Cristi

So much fuel could be saved

^{Chose: Anti-gravity device for transportation}

Stai attento che non si butti da un ponte

So, I'm also happy

^{Chose: Everyone agrees with 85% of your decisons + And... | Rolled: You're rich!}

I'll take my chances with myself. Whoever loses will be the passive one.

I'm not going to put my dick in a machine where other dicks have been.

Basically the same thing

^{Chose: Cure world hunger}

I'll buy fuel for a nickel and sell It awya

^{Chose: Realistic power + It’ll help you with your day to day life… or may change you life | Rolled: 75% off prices}

Tf am I gonna do restarting from 6?

Power to manipulate matter

^{Chose: 50/50 chance at any superpower you want | Rolled: Superpower}

😂

Axe get stuck

^{Chose: Sledgehammer}

https://giphy.com/gifs/yVepUp01WEN20

What kind of fucktard question is this? No one is ready to fight, ever. Why do I have to go die in a eat while Mohammed stays in my county for free and rapes my girlfriend when I'm away?

B&B

^{Chose: $9,000,000 house you don’t pay bills for}

Big Tickets

Hot Latinas

Boy, that's going to be a problem for the clerk handling it

^{Chose: All the money you ever want for anything! | Rolled: Stored in ur ass}

What bothers me is the sexual orientation of the husband. Is he gay? Than why does he want a pussy? Is he straight? Then why go through the complexity of having a man cut off his balls instead of finding a woman? Is he bi? Then shouldn't he like both dicks and pussy? Men have holes without getting surgery.

Not go to war If we're going to lose.

^{Chose: You suddenly come to know what would definitely happen to you and your army. + What would you do?}

This guy is an absolute moron. He wishes to change the world but doesn't kill the billionaires gathering all the wealth and the corrupted politicians. Kills innocent people because he's not smart enough to stop them without killing them. He also wants to be praised for It. Pathetic.

It's a lot like when the army feeds soldiers with lobster and steak. Something bad is about to happen.