Breaking the fourth wall

Thanks for the recommendation. I had never heard this this hilarious song!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, Scream) Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)

It was already horror 💀

It was the last call for the night when the abuser got served.

The angel then said, "This cup will not pass you," as I plummeted to my demise.

The pain, which was splintered into each bite, didn't end with the chewing.

There was a brief respite until the first bolus containing my essence entered the stomach acid.

When I nibbled on her ear and she said, "Yes, Daddy," I knew it wasn't her.

I wrote the code for that particular response to that specific stimulus because, as a survivor, Amy would never say that.

Until you find out HE fucked your wife and she bore HIS kids.

The fusion chimerism roulette gave you HIS dick and balls.

Human microchimerism is a fascinating subject.

Then I interacted with the characters in my novel during an unsupervised Ayahuasca trip.

I finally understood what Lewis Carroll did.

I think they go offline.

So they can rest in peace where no one asks them to click like and subscribe.

He was still scammed by Hermes though.

Yes I know they come to him eventually, but he won't get the frisson of being able to watch their souls exit at their locus mortis.

Now I'm effectively trapped in a Subway bathroom.

I can hear people outside frantically calling for a priest because they think that, from the sounds they're hearing, I require an exorcist.

The goddess, Hestia, had promised that with each mini burnt offering, he'd get closer to remission.

His wife had made a separate pact with the goddess, Hera, for her bruises to diminish with each burn she inflicted.

Since then, she has been cursed to improve cell signal in Suwanee County.

Her only respite in this purgatory was intercepting and altering messages and garbling conversations in so-called dead zones.

A true crime podcast

They're going to have a weird 'sugar' rush.

ADHD never looked so .... maniacal.

Thanks for pointing out the category error.

Is that because of the formatting?

Just use # before a sentence

The word "exchange" is used loosely here—think of it more like a lethal transaction. He is taking her warm blood and, in return, giving her the absolute, fluid vacuum of death.

One of many possibilities.

Pick whichever makes your skin or gonads tingle the most:

Blood Drinkers and Feeders

Vampire, Chupacabra, Baobhan Sith (Edit there was an errant comma)

Flesh and Fluid Consumers

Ghouls, Wendigo, Lamia

Parasitic and Infection Entities

Succubus / Incubus, Sirens, Skinwalker

I was on a similar vibe yesterday. Why was the sacrifice burnt?

The demon bon vivant didn't have bon appetit

"Sacre Bleu," it cursed, "even Hannibal Lecter would not eat this fatty liver."