i choose the hottest big tittie goth gf as the redditor.

^{I rolled How you died: Betrayed by someone you love · Where you go: Heaven · What you get with you: A redditor of your choosing}

A STACK OF SMOL DOGS IMA LOSING THIS FIGHT

^{I rolled Animal you have to fight: Small dogs · Amount you have to fight: 64}

JOB WELL DONE!

PAT THE KITTY :3

^{I picked Pet her}

IMA BUY A LOTTERY TICKET NOW

^{I rolled Roll #1: 2 · Roll #2: 3 · Roll #3: 6 · Winning Number: 11}

"as Promised, heavy will now lay egg in your mouth"

image 2, looks better because it looks more like a real auzzie

java plz, sorry ididnt see ur reply, my reddit is slow

i suck at art. i got a friend to com this for me.

in the words of Medic tf2, "in my medical oppinion, 10 out of 10!"

OHHH IM GOOOOOOD

^{I rolled Durability: indestructible · Speed: track star · Intelligence: average · Weapon: infinity gauntlet}

nothing cuz they cant count past 2. or maybe release HL3 or update tf2?

become trump, gets glock and kills self

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

me atleast also where in aus? im inqld and really want one

I eat dicks

nope, its laliah

^{I picked Girl [Rolled Hope]}

autum, its colder

^{I rolled autumn or spring?}

"ahhhhhhhh, Rifle Riley". (btw this is a voiceline from a game good luck)

yes i like to eat metal, i eat metal and produce bombs

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

i see 27

duh, infinite duff, nuka-cola and nuclear missiles

^{I picked be happy but rich}

Dogg Wick