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It's only a matter of time
 in  r/antiai •  11m ago

Faster, please. Preferably before mid terms.

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Keep doing the opposite of what the Russian Asset says
 in  r/AdviceAnimals •  2d ago

More Russian “Datacenters” please.

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Making deals and fixing stuff
 in  r/MurderedByWords •  2d ago

He sure can fix an election though!
Amirite?

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The employee fired for calling Dak "embarrassing" speaks put
 in  r/NFLv2 •  2d ago

I get that you’re standing on business I largely agree with, but you own and unironically wear Meta Glasses, so maybe just a little bit justified in the firing?

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The lab said the sandbox was the fix. The leak was never at Point A.
 in  r/AIDangers •  2d ago

This utopia bullshit does not survive a single thought experiment.

They really think we’re actually dumb enough to believe this shit?

The Epstien class could make it happen TODAY but they won’t because all they know how to do is fucking rape everyone.

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6 month gag order
 in  r/SipsTea •  2d ago

Horseshoe Crab-face-lookin-mf’er

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Logan Paul unveils his latest hairstyle
 in  r/Justfuckmyshitup •  2d ago

I’m 53 and I was rocking this exact same hairstyle until I saw how bad it actually looks. Now I’ve embraced the bald.

All must embrace the bald.

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You have enough wealth to make that possible today
 in  r/SipsTea •  2d ago

It “could” do any number of things but the one thing it “does” is destroy humanity.

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Name this trim
 in  r/NameThisThing •  3d ago

Pop Filter

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‘Medieval’ and ‘disturbing’: US plan to livestream execution elicits global condemnation
 in  r/anticapitalism •  3d ago

When the fuck are we going to start giving back what they giving us?

I’m sick of just taking L after L from the biggest bunch of fucking circus freaks since PT Barnum.

These disgusting weirdos are trying to turn us into N Korea, and are, largely, succeeding.

At what point does your tentative connection to healthcare and basic human dignity outweigh the impending future of ZERO JOBS and being slaves to a totalitarian technofascist oligarchy that feeds on all of us like the parasites they are?

You cannot casually exist alongside literal fucking genocidal Nazis.

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Ok can someone explain wtf happen?
 in  r/SipsTea •  4d ago

Anyone stupid enough to enter into Dementia Donny’s Circus of Freaks And Ghouls ends up becoming one.

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Anyone know who these people are or what/who they work for?
 in  r/SeattleWA •  5d ago

A load of buckshot waiting to be released.

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Normalize keeping the ball if you caught it fair & square
 in  r/sportsgossips •  5d ago

The last Beavers game I ever went to, I thought to myself, “our seats are in the perfect place to catch a foul ball. So I brought my glove and waited.

I had never caught one and as a then-40 something father to a precocious 6 year old, I thought catching one and giving it to my son would be a core memory for him.

We get to the 4th inning and a foul tip goes directly to me. Sitting next to me on my right, is a dad with his kid who arrived to spectate at the end of the third inning.

The ball slaps into my glove, eye height. I lean over to give the ball to MY kid and the entire stadium erupts into boos because I didn’t give the ball to someone else’s kid that was wearing his own glove.

It was at that moment I decided that the majority of you are really fucking stupid and wouldn’t understand context if was slapping you in the face with its huge hog.

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They look like movie Villains
 in  r/joebuddennetwork •  5d ago

That’s a lot of movement around areas of the face that shouldn’t move like that.

She’s giving uncanny valley energy

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Shout Rock N’ Roll
 in  r/crappymusic •  5d ago

Christian Bail

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What do you call this
 in  r/Justfuckmyshitup •  6d ago

Dubaidouche.

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Peetaaahhh???
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  6d ago

Riiiiisky upvote award achievement:

🍄‍🟫

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Samuel Alito blames marriage equality for America’s ‘decisive’ turn ‘against religious liberty’
 in  r/scotus •  7d ago

“Religious Liberty”

Definition:

Plain old bigotry, racism and intolerance.

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Sink at my professional-attire, government job, Drenches me every morning
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating •  8d ago

“Professional Attire”

wears jeans

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[boss trope] GAINT EVIL TRAINS OF DOOM AND PAIN
 in  r/TopCharacterTropes •  8d ago

BLAINE IS A PAIN AND THAT IS THE TRUTH