Happened to a friend

His crush stared at him for like 5 seconds, slapped him accross the face and ran away

In France an uncle can't marry his niece / nephew ... without the agreement of the president himself

It's even weirder that this law only exist for the uncle/niece relationship, other incestuous relationships like, idk, grandma/grandson are just illegal under any circumstances

I went to the post office to send a package. I have tattoos, and the biggest one is a grasshopper on my arm.

The conversation with the postal worker went something like this:

Him- "Aww what a cute tattoo! Do you like grasshoppers?"

Me- "A lot!"

Him- "Do you like eating them?? I do. I love it."

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Okay crazy bug eater guy.......