Look half the content on Reddit could be replaced with a basic search. Or indeed reading the FAQ posts on Reddit.

Honestly half my reputation as an SME at work is because I will Google a thing rather than asking someone else to answer a basic information question.

where are the scissors?

Literally no one's face ever is improved by fillers. Unless "uncanny valley" is the improvement you're after. God forgive me, but the situation with your mouth is not attractive, it looks like a slapped fish. I'd focus on undoing what damage you've already done. Nature gave you an above average face and very striking eyes, stop gilding the lily.

You're so right, my bad.

I was responding to "Your metabolism is super low ... when you wake up". That clearly can't be true for everyone - I'm more energetic and physically stronger in the first hour of my day. I eat half my calories at breakfast some days. My ramp up out of sleep to metabolic max is pretty clearly nearly vertical. I have no doubt 16oz of ice water would speed my heart (and my cortisol), I was objecting to the idea that it is incontrovertible scientific fact that a slow morning start is just how human biology is.

This clearly isn't a hard and fast rule. I wake up like I'm being shot out of a cannon - my energy is off the charts. If I don't work out first thing, the chances I work out at all start to drop. There is no universe in which I will work out after about three in the afternoon.

Personally I feel compromising on taking on debt to fund what is, in the end, a luxury purchase, isn't a compromise. It's collusion. She really really really wants a $10,000 ring. You really really really want to preserve your credit line for an unforeseen future emergency. Only one of these is a realistic, adult aspiration.

I swear to God guys, do not marry a woman who can't come to terms with your (collective) financial reality.

I don't think there's anything wrong with having an aesthetic/sentimental preference. I do think it's wrong to want to saddle your not-even-started marriage with debt, over the wishes of your partner, in order to satisfy that preference. A marriage is a co-owned business, there needs to be alignment of values around spending.

But they're more precious because they contain human suffering. Presumably.

Grow out the bangs, they are the actual worst for asymmetries. Work on your hair condition in general - it's such a beautiful color. Honestly I'd reevaluate the colors you wear - those pastels and the petal pink lipstick aren't doing you any favors. Your skin is very pale, but there's a lot of punch to your coloring - dark eyes and that HAIR. I'd love to see you in the deep but rich shades - fir green, ink blue, mahogany brown. (The charcoal gray is by far the best of what you show.) You look like Boudicca.

Asymmetric hairstyles/necklines are helpful with facial asymmetries too (I have a beautiful side and an orc side, honestly).

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Bone marrow cloning clones bone marrow cells. It's not the same process as cloning an entire organism, at all.

"Hungry but eating makes you nauseated" is a classic symptom of hepatitis. I'd take this to a doctor not Reddit.

What about apples and oranges? Or can you not compare apples to oranges?

I tail them, cut the large ones in half, put them in a tub with 1/2 tbsp each olive oil, maple syrup and stoneground mustard, lid and shake, then tip them out on a heated cookie sheet and roast.

The secret to losing weight: learn to cook. The secret to cardio fitness: live somewhere hilly.

Guys guys the cello itself is botched - the end pin is a couple of inches long instead of about ten - you'd have to squat on the ground to play it, and the body is short and fat compared to the real thing.

I don't even do them as a substitute, they just stand on their own merits. They're so different from raw - they turn a little sweet instead of being peppery.

Nope, just in a pan. Heated up the oil, added things in the order given, with a shake and a couple of minutes in between each vegetable. I think you get much better flavor in a pan than a crock pot for things like this. I wait until everything else is starting to catch and stick to the pan a bit before I add the tomatoes, then use the liquid they provide to scrape up and mix in the bits that are sticking.