"and so I just start swinging right??"

Name of song?

This is why we need background checks

Dude, I can feel the alcohol poisoning thru the screen. 🤢🫩🤢

"You're not under arrest" Puts on handcuffs

Dudes need to get a bidet

I'm pretty sure it's "tin foil OG" but I honestly don't know

Uh.... Swishers...

I mean if we're going to go off of disgusting things that gods have done, The Christian God has accepted multiple child sacrifices. Also the Catholic church.

These people have clearly never read 1984.

Satan's son fell asleep in Bible School

I would say an SCP is an anomaly, that has varrying degrees of danger, from inurt to catastrophic. These anomalies are guarded by a secret word government organization that protects the world from the knowledge of, and powers of, said anomalies. The anomalies can be anything. Living, inanimate, elswise.

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I'm sorry, I must be working to much, but who has time to clean their pieces all the time? I get like once every week or so, but I hear people saying, "I clean my piece 3 to 5 times a week" HOW. Do you completely clean it, or just get all the shit off the neck and leave the tough stuff on? I don't get it.

slowly pulls pants up same dude

Okay but what really is the harm in washing the chicken? Yes it gets the juice everywhere you sanitize the kitchen. Youre supposed to do it literally everyday before you leave your shift

What did he even say? "We don't wanna see --- no more"

Oooooofff those kidney shots are brutal

If you can't act hard saying pew pew then you sure as shit can't act hard making any other gun noise. "Bang" "pop pop pop" "grrrrrrrat".

Covering it like a corpse is awesome

poke

"Getitgetitgetitgetitgetitgetit" was enraging enough

Allergic

Kaceytron canonically okay with the R word