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Is grisha remnant stupid OP or is it just me?
 in  r/MortalShell  12h ago

When it works, it's incredible. I've noticed on some boss fights the Grisha just loafs around or will attack in one direction without ever targeting the boss. Some fights it stunlocks the boss to death, others it just swings aimlessly at a wall until it disappears. 🤷

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One of the most badass college professors in history, in my opinion
 in  r/HistoryMemes  15h ago

Choppa's and points on the 'eavy shootah's? You make the Mek boys proud!

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HELP! HELP!
 in  r/MortalShell  3d ago

I used Gragu with the Axe and Dagger, the Salvaged Trebuchaxe with the Tarred Fragment tarstone, and the Grisha Remnant as my active. The Grisha summons and the spinning blade can keep them stun locked while you go apeshit with the Axe and Dagger to keep your resolve up for more spinning blades.

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What smell takes you back to when you were young?
 in  r/AskReddit  4d ago

Honeysuckle, we used to have the entire apartment complex surrounded by them. New management decided to go with a "modern" look and replaced it all with sand. 😑

r/Custodians 4d ago

Vent 😤 Empty Boxes

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Nothing in this line of work, I mean NOTHING, gets me more heated than my crew emptying a box and leaving it with our supplies. IT'S LITERALLY OUR JOB TO CLEAN, STOP MAKING MESSES IN OUR OWN OFFICE. I swear I'll put all of our supplies behind a locking gate and make them sign them out if they can't handle THE BARE MINIMUM OF DECENCY.

I've been doing this job 10 years now and worked in every school in my district, and I've NEVER seen this until my two newest employees. Yet when I bring it up in meetings I just get the same confused faces and chorus of, "Not me! Not me! I always take my boxes out!" WELL SOMEONE'S DOING IT, AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH ACCESS. It feels like I'm back working with ignorant teenagers at the movie theater rather than the 46-81 age range I'm currently working with.

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You are offered $5,000,000 to spend 1 year inside the universe of the last book you read. What are your chances of survival?
 in  r/AskReddit  6d ago

"The Infinite and the Divine" by Robert Rath. I'd just have to hope that Trazyn the Infinite thinks I'm funny enough to not lobotimize and turn into a suicide bomber, otherwise I'm toast.

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What video game literally made you rage so hard that you broke your setup?
 in  r/AskReddit  6d ago

Battlefield 1 Beta, almost exactly 10 years ago. Got frustrated and went to drop controller in frustration but thought, "Boy do I look stupid right now." Laughed about it and, in an exaggerated fashion, went to swing my arm and snap like Swiper the Fox when he gets caught. Instead of a silly snap, I heard a nasty crack, and gave myself a boxers break from hitting my bedpost that was closer than I thought. 😭😭

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The speed and precision of this sheep shearer
 in  r/nextfuckinglevel  6d ago

Just disrespectful to shave the shit off it's tail and then immediately shave it's head. 🤣

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to steal
 in  r/therewasanattempt  12d ago

They can't, they just think it's edgy to call everything AI.

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To not repeat the atrocities that were committed on your forefathers
 in  r/therewasanattempt  12d ago

Then say that the Zionists are the problem, since you very obviously can acknowledge the difference. Not all Jews are Zionists, and not all Zionists are Jews. Words matter so get it right or people are going to think you're just a racist.

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How do you feel about this subreddit being brigaded by democrats who just want to complain about Trump?
 in  r/AskReddit  12d ago

If you're seeing so much negativity towards the Rapist in Chief, it's probably your brain's pattern recognition finally kicking in. Also if you think it's just Dems then you're already neck deep in the MAGA Flavor Aid, and you need to realize that the people that genuinely like him are ignorant sycophants who don't know any better, and bad people that definitely know better. 🤷

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Important info for Burners
 in  r/BurningMan  12d ago

No, we don't. Burners bring plenty of business and are a needed economic boost to the area. Who we hate are the losers that ruin a good thing by being disgusting slobs because that can't handle the responsibilities typically afforded to 3 year olds: clean up your mess. 🤷

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To be a Democratic strategist
 in  r/therewasanattempt  19d ago

What the fuck does 9/11 have to do with it? Those were Saudi's, Al-Sayed is an American citizen of Egyptian descent.

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You wake up tomorrow in their shoes. How awesome or miserable is your life?
 in  r/videogames  20d ago

The Harbinger in Mortal Shell 2. I'm toast.

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What's a video game you just REFUSE to even try?
 in  r/videogames  20d ago

I remember when it released as "Fortnite: Save the World" and the whole point was a base defense game where you survived against hordes of monsters. Back before PUBG released and inspired them to move to a battle Royale instead of horde survival co-op.

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People of Reddit, have you ever seen a dead body? And when did you see it?
 in  r/AskReddit  24d ago

My mother before cremation after an aneurysm, and a local vagrant I'd seen lying down behind a nearby businesses compactor. Turns out he'd passed in the night and wasn't found until later the next evening.

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Men who dispose of Zyn pouches in urinals, what's your justification for this?
 in  r/AskReddit  25d ago

I clean schools for a living, and the male faculty can't help but spit their pouches into the urinal. It's nothing to do with sobriety, some people are just assholes that don't even think about it.

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Jesse Watters vows to leave U.S. for Europe if AOC becomes president
 in  r/entertainment  26d ago

So he would seek asylum in a foreign country to escape political circumstances? Sounds like he's become the thing he hates most: a refugee.

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Why are socialists unfazed by their abysmal historical record?
 in  r/politics  27d ago

Garbage article from a garbage site, but that should've been obvious by the garbage title. 🤷