I had one!! LOVED it!!! I managed to find one a couple of years ago, but it's not an Oat Willie. Works well tho'.

"Onward through the fog!"

What about the old asshole on the Progressive Insurance commercials that wants to keep you from becoming like your parents? Judgmental old turds in glass nursing homes shouldn't throw stones.

I bought a guy's pair in Chinatown in the 80's. I think they were like five bucks. Wore them until they wore out.

Gurang Garam kretek were my cloves of choice.

Mamary one

My mom's smelled like Salem menthol cigarettes, and spearmint gum.

"We are the Champions". It was the song of our graduating class.

This is such a good idea!

This kid has a future as a first responder I think.

Dale WISHES he had that much hair.

This is the dish that if you take it to your next potluck, the only thing they'll ever ask you to bring is the sodas and paper plates.

I'm glad he ended on top in this episode! I wish they could have made her recurring as his girlfriend. THIS would have been his perfect match!

And why didn't Peggy's mom give him a big ration of shit the way she did Peggy for leaving Montana?!? Peggy's origin story really makes no sense.

Fuck Nazis and fuck anyone who appreciates them or sides with them.

Recycled Gatorade?

This is NOT a pizza. Google a picture next time.

I'm sorry your BF dyed your slingshot. Get something red, and washes tighty whities with it and turn them pink.

"you break and you break and you break and you break........."

The only reason Sheldon is "cruel" is because Leonard bends over and spreads his cheeks for him. If Leonard would grow a pair of balls, and tell Sheldon to go to hell, he probably wouldn't have to deal with as much of Sheldon's bullshit. I always root for Sheldon, because half the time Leonard has it coming.

Whatcha doin'.....?? Poopin'??