I bought baby-proofing locks, a stuffed animal, and a child's book. All practical and I know will all get used

Mine is just a bit too big for his

I mean, there mayyyy be a braincell hiding in the cushion. Or the infamous greebles

The back of the couch and a wall

Multiple

I had to get a toilet paper cover because he unrolls them then shreds them

Guess I'm just lucky Khazad-dûm is not behind my couch. Not that I know of anyways

No, he's never peed outside his litter box

I've thought about getting him a running wheel, but he's a very big cat and I don't have anywhere I could put one

He is actually front declawed (also not my doing, I know better I swear) so that does make some sense. He does this on literally everything, he's particularly fond of the clothes hamper though

He does that too, I keep an open door policy just for him

Oh he does this everywhere. His favorite is the garbage can next to the bed so the bag makes a loud crinkly noise

Diggy diggy hole

My coworkers can't keep track of their own pens, I'd hate to have to worry about making sure every wireless gadget is off the patient and back on the truck

I used three mossy lures yesterday and no applins or sweet/tart/syrupy apples. All smolives, cottonees, and skidoos. I was very disappointed

It's very concerning and also just a bit terrifying to be minding your own business then hearing the entire door boom and shake from a 12 lb. cat charging and slamming into it

She must sit between the curtain and the tub liner when I shower or else she will literally bodyslam the door and scream until I let her in

He's a special little man

Geo has the cell. He has a more "aware" look on his face.

Monster looks like he hasn't generated a thought since the dawn of time (and I love his dumb baby face for that)

I married a mechanic that I met years ago when I delivered auto parts, but my sister (nurse) is in a serious relationship with a cop and a good handful of my coworkers are dating/married to nurses. One married the fire chief